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Ooh, are we playing the Penis game? *Ahem* PEEEEEENIIIIIIISS! Sorry, I'll let myself out.
How about a thread just for the fellas. - No girls allowed
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Ooh, are we playing the Penis game? *Ahem* PEEEEEENIIIIIIISS! Sorry, I'll let myself out.
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Y'all ever just wanna grill a steak and drink a beer?
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Like I need to be told.
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YOU.
I WANNA TAKE YA TO A GAY BAR.
I WANNA TAKE YA TO A GAY BAR.
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AUGH I FUCKING HATE WOMEN
EVERY SINGLE TIME I'M FORCED TO GO OUTSIDE I'M FORCED TO SEE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING STACY WALTZ AROUND LIKE THEY FUCKING OWN US, LIKE THEY THINK THEY'RE SO MUCH GOD DAMN FUCKING BETTER THAN US. THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER IS KNOWING SOME MEATHEAD CHAD FUCKS HER EVERY NIGHT AND PROBABLY BEATS HER HALF TO DEATH WHEN SHE DOESN'T SUCK HIS DICK THE RIGHT WAY
FUCK WOMEN, THEY SHOULD ALL BE FORCED INTO LABOR CAMPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERY SINGLE TIME I'M FORCED TO GO OUTSIDE I'M FORCED TO SEE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING STACY WALTZ AROUND LIKE THEY FUCKING OWN US, LIKE THEY THINK THEY'RE SO MUCH GOD DAMN FUCKING BETTER THAN US. THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER IS KNOWING SOME MEATHEAD CHAD FUCKS HER EVERY NIGHT AND PROBABLY BEATS HER HALF TO DEATH WHEN SHE DOESN'T SUCK HIS DICK THE RIGHT WAY
FUCK WOMEN, THEY SHOULD ALL BE FORCED INTO LABOR CAMPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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We're gonna run into the same problem that happened in The Thing. Someone here may not be what they seem...
We need to conduct a test... everyone pull out your cock to prove you're not a wahmen.
We need to conduct a test... everyone pull out your cock to prove you're not a wahmen.
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Why do women think they've the right to reject men when they're inferior? I know I complain about them a lot in between watching harem anime and hardcore porn but I wouldn't have to if all women behaved exactly the same and were willing to fuck me. Also they're so fucking shallow and vain for not giving a guy like me a chance, all I ask is for an underage virgin that looks like my favorite porn star. My bitch of a mom doesn't understand how much it hurts to be rejected and I fucking hate her because dad left before I could learn from him how to be a man and beat women.
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How dare women reject these genes?! This is some quality stuff. Stubby legs, oddly long torso...I'm a miraculous human dromedary, but do women appreciate that or what my seed could mean for the future of humanity? Of course not, all they care about are surface things, like looks, and money, and charisma, and good taste, and human decency. Why can't they see how god damn nice I am?
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I like to stick googly eyes on my wife's ass so that when I'm doing her like a dog I can pretend ol' White Panther's making her eyes spin round and round.
Just kidding. I'm married, I don't get to have fun sex anymore.
Just kidding. I'm married, I don't get to have fun sex anymore.
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Friendly reminder that women can have penises too.
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I too am a fella also. Good testosterone today am I right lads? Anyone catch the splorts game? God they sure did run around.
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Tropic Thunder 2008 "I'm a dude!"
Extracted this clip from the movie Tropic Thunder (2008). Monologue: By Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus. Ironically, he lost the Oscar to Heath Ledger. Int...
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