How about we create our own plot twist?

[SandyCat]

Chantal reforms from lolcow status and Null unironically marries her

 

[Sundae]

It's revealed that MovieBob was actually a troll all along, and acted the way he did ffor years because he's actually far right-leaning and wanted to create a living caricature for people like him to mock and ridicule.

He was so dedicated to it that no one, not even his own family, knew his true beliefs.

 

[Shig O'nella]

The Life and Trials of Jonathan Yaniv is revealed to be a long running performance art piece at the 2025 Emmys. Performed by an ensemble cast of Mormon missionaries, much of the award winning writing of the show subsequently gets credited to a mysterious online figure known as Mr. Metokur.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

It turns out all the cows on the site were actors and we were actually the gullible lolcows all along.

There's a large shadow group of viewers out there numbering in the hundreds of thousands who watch the site, which was a dumb little project that got out of hand and still somehow to this day years later has entire groups of easily duped "users" show up regularly to make fools of themselves by arguing about very obviously fake people.

"You checked in on Kiwi Farms recently?"
"No, since the guy who played Chris Chan decided to finally give it up and they pretended he disappeared into prison or w/e I kind of lost interest. The fact they ended it with him banging his own mom was pretty funny though. The kiwicows totally bought it too!"
"Yeah, but now there's this Ethan Ralph character they made up, he's basically supposed to be this drunken wigger redneck who tries to fight everyone. The actor they have playing him is wonderfully cast."

Finally, Josh doesn't exist. His account on the site is run by a group of people, and the streams are just something one of them started because he thought it would be a funny addition to the whole ruse. That's why he often seems different when he's streaming vs. just posting on the site, because it's not the same guy most times.

 

[byuu]

Autism turns out be the next step in human evolution and Chris will soon develop the powers to make the dimensional merge happen.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Andrew Dobson's whole online presence was actually a well orchestrated piece of performance art by an Andy Kaufman-tier prankster and his real name is Tom Preston.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

PreciousLeaf is an act.

Chibi gets mad pussy all the time. And it's of legal age.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Joe Cracker finally gets LoC made and it’s a box office hit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Plot twist: Null Was Born With A Penis.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

It's revealed that MovieBob was actually a troll all along, and acted the way he did ffor years because he's actually far right-leaning and wanted to create a living caricature for people like him to mock and ridicule.

He was so dedicated to it that no one, not even his own family, knew his true beliefs.

Nobody got the joke. That's why he was lonely.