How about we create our own Twisted Metal characters?

[Gorgar]

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[JethroTullamore]

I loved that game when I was a kid.

The semi truck was always my favorite….can’t remember his name now….

A big old classic Pete with a couple machine guns shaped like big dildo’s, maybe his special move could be something like an air horn that causes spontaneous orgasms, like the gun from “Orgazmo”.

Could call him “PETERbilt”

 

[Red Hood]

I would have to literally change nothing about myself to be a guest driver in Twisted Metal.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

'Clowno'

 

[Cats]

Twister was my favorite had a great ending too (in TM2...the endings in 3 and 4 blew dicks) I like how her character was brought back for Head On they did a good (if overly silly) take on her twin sister's ending. Also thought it was funny...twin sister...twister...they knew what they were doing.

the "Lost Endings" from the first one are comic

 

[Breadbassket]

is that the game that had the clown

 

[Gorgar]

Fuck you all I'm bumping this thread.
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[Poppavalyim Andropoff]