How about we create our own Twisted Tea?

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I've got some iced tea crystals and vodka. We just need a name, something catchy like Spergin' Soda or Exceptional Elixir. Ideas?

 

[Terferella]

The Kiwi Koncoction

 

[Mr. Bung]

Gunt's Bane.

 

[stupid frog]

Twisted Tea is weak garbage.

Also obv you need kiwi in the name.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Nigger Mojito Green Fantasia.

 

[I am vomit]

Make it orange fanta and it sells itself

 

[Cats]

make hard lemonade and sell it to sexpredditors

 

[Sundae]

The Kiwi Koncoction

Krazy Kiwi Koncoction, for that extra K in the acronym.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.

 

[Haint]

Leave a glass of sweet tea out for a couple days. Sure it taste like shit, but it has alcohol in it. Might not be ethanol, but close enough, right?