How about we create our own Twisted Wizard characters?

[King Fructose]

Pic related

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Well consider that you have a kiwifarms account, you will automatically reach wizardhood yourself as time goes on, this is your fate, my fren.

 

[stupid orc]

you PAID money to INTERNATIONAL SEX CRIMINAL JOSHUA CONNOR MOONand supplied him with YOUR DOX for a green sticker on your profile. PATHETIC!

 

[King Fructose]

you PAID money to INTERNATIONAL SEX CRIMINAL JOSHUA CONNOR MOONand supplied him with YOUR DOX for a green sticker on your profile. PATHETIC!

Father, I have sinned.

 

[SandyCat]

I'll be a kittymancer. A largely useless wizard that can only summon agitated cats

May not be very useful in battle but think of how much they'll destroy the enemy's furniture

 

[Mr. Bung]

I'll be That Dude Who Can Turn Shit Into Gold.

I specialize in turning human waste into solid gold. As long as the party keeps eating and pooping, they will never run out of funds.

 

[King Fructose]

I'll be That Dude Who Can Turn Shit Into Gold.

I specialize in turning human waste into solid gold. As long as the party keeps eating and pooping, they will never run out of funds.

Looks like we’re about to get paid then!