How are lawyers even real?

[William]

Do people really study for the purpose of reading documents in legalese daily? Is the money really worth it?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The money must be worth it, or else nobody would do it. It keeps people even like this shmuck sitting pretty.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Yes, the money is really worth it.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Some do it for the sex.

 

[Dirk Willems]

Lawyers aren't real. You watch too much anime, go outside.

 

[Shek$il]

Because suspects and criminals are often retarded and will talk themselves from a ticket to 25 years in the Rape Dungeon.

 

[theshitposter]

it is an organized scam