Today was pretty wild.
I grabbed the wrong coat while at the barbershop today and I found both penis enhancement pills, shatter, THC and joints inside every pocket.
You know what happened next? Well... The guy who owned that coat found my ID in my pocket
(because retarded old me forgot to remove it) and his girlfriend posted it onto Facebook
(basically fucking doxxing both me and my family) and threaten to call the RCMP on me for theft. Not only that, but her fucking boyfriend went as far as to come to my house and ask for the damn thing. Thank god I wasn't home.
I also found $45 inside the coat. I spent $11 on an X-Large slushy and 2 bags of Sour Patch Kids.
Btw, the guy is only 20.
How are you guys doing?