How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I'm a bit nervous, seeing how this chief-keef lookin nigga on the train is standing on the outside edge of the transit train I'm in. Hes currently jamming out, but if he pulls an Etika I'll let y'all know

 

[Gus]

I have a hero sammich and iced tea. I've been listening to my copy of this, and it's pretty cool. I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be blowing through one of my only three $40 rarities of original, company-made 78 needles for the GE VR-II cartridge I have, but it sounds so good. I'm taking every day as it comes, and I'm glad to see every new morning,

 

[Spunt]

My kidneys are still malfunctioning but I'm off my tits on painkillers so I was able to tidy the entire house without keeling over so that was nice. I think I've done something terrible to my shoulder in the process but I won't feel it until tomorrow so whatever.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I'm actually happy rn because I think I've found a solid use for my old Asus K54L. That, and I'm caught up on a backlog of chores for now.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I dropped my last tendie on the floor.

I guess I'll drink more coffee and brood.

 

[Sped Xing]

Someone took my clipboard and all.my paperwork.

You can have the clipboard; finders keepers. But FFS you could have left me my invoices; they will do you no good.

 

[Chichan]

Fridge broke we have a new one. Find a cute kitten in the bushes and give it a nice home with a family friend. Family friend is dating brother so everything works out right? Wrong the friend's sister is psycho and a selfish bitch. Starts to make the whole situation about herself and treats my brother like shit even though he has tried to extend the olive branch, helped out with the cat and he hates cats. Says it should just be a thing between her and her sister even though the cat isn't going to be at their dad's house for long anyway. This pisses off my brother and I feel bad because I am completely powerless to be of help or anything to him. The dryer broke and I constantly am having an existential crisis, but other than that everything is fuckin peachy. Sorry for the tmi.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

As of right now, ok I guess I've lost 35 pounds since April through diet and exercise. Work sucks mostly because I spend 60-70 hours a week here. So I have very little free time. On the bright side I have a large vegetable garden that I grow every summer and that always helps me save money. Really dont have anything else going on in my life right now.

 

[queerape]

Accidentally made myself cry today. I was a tard, named my Omega Ruby charectar myself. Didn’t realize the rival shares a name with a former boyfriend. They ship you like nuts with him too.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Honestly I feel pretty good, despite shit hitting multiple fans lately. I have a guest lately that I get to cook for and such, I'm feeling a bit more confident at the new job, and I'm actually getting shit done.

 

[Bender]

Read my name and tagline, I think that about sums it up, TBH.

 

[Incompetent]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[SofondaCox]

My eldest is sick. It's terminal. Chemo starts on the 3rd, but its probably not going to buy us much time. The idea of a reality where she doesn't exist and the stupid sun rises and sets and the internet keeps chugging along and nothing fundamentally changes is the most obscene, demeaning thing I can imagine.

"Madness, mayhem, erotic vandalism, devastation of innumerable souls - while we scream and perish, History licks a finger and turns the page.”

― Thomas Ligotti

 

[Bender]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah that makes me feel better, although you do live up to your name.

 

[JosephStalin]

Yesterday was very happy to learn my son and his family had leased an apartment in the small city they're moving to next week. Not easy to find a place when you have dogs. I looked at four different places over the last week. Place I looked at Friday morning seemed to be the best of all the places I looked at. Things happened fast. Was at the apartment about 10:45 a.m. Took my time looking around, had a nice conversation with the leasing guy. Called son, told him what I saw, answered questions, made recommendation, left about 11:10 a.m. Went home. Son called about 12:15 p.m., said they'd just signed lease. They'll be about ten miles from us - close, but not too close, if you know what I mean.

Have had a lot of stress these days. Son getting the apartment has relieved a good part of the stress. However, the effect of stress is cumulative during one's life, and I'm in my seventh decade. Rather more challenging these days to deal with stress, but I keep on trucking.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Listening to the police scanner to hear about my neighborhood's wacky Saturday night shenanigans because watching TV keeps making me motion sick. Children are such a blessing, yes. I puked in my eye somehow but hey, at least there's some dumbass who drunkenly locked himself in his backyard and called the cops about it and that warms my bitter little heart.

The man who locked himself out has requested an ambulance.

It's still a cruel joke to feel this sick without a buzz, but the misfortune of others really is the best medicine.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Not great. About to turn 31, left my job and and am finishing up my AGS that should have happened years ago. Still depend on handouts from my parents to deal with bills and groceries. Diagnosed sperg and fat with a drinking problem.

On the bright side I own a house and have a nest egg gaurunteed to inherit, but that doesn't really help when it doesn't feel "earned". I've started excercising more and cutting carbs but who knows how far that will get me.

 

[PL 001]

Not great. About to turn 31, left my job and and am finishing up my AGS that should have happened years ago. Still depend on handouts from my parents to deal with bills and groceries. Diagnosed sperg and fat with a drinking problem.

On the bright side I own a house and have a nest egg gaurunteed to inherit, but that doesn't really help when it doesn't feel "earned". I've started excercising more and cutting carbs but who knows how far that will get me.

Don't beat yourself up, dude. You're committed to getting in shape, that's more than a lot of people can say. Make it a habit and stay with it and it'll help you feel a lot better. Hope things start looking better.

 

[Dafrunk89]

Saddened about the losses and hardships of some of you. No "it's just the internet" shield this time, it's not working. Will pray for you, cannot do anything else, and hope that in the very end all tears are wiped, all love is saved, and you will meet your loved ones again.

 

[KiwiKritter]

Doing okay, my dog has surgery july 10th to remove a mass from his head, kind of worried about it but the doctor says he has a good feeling its something benign.