How are you enjoying your summer so far?

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I'm spending quality time with an eviction lawyer to make my tenant homeless.

 

[BanquetMegaBowl]

Based pepsi

 

[Just A Butt]

i'm fucking with my landlord by drawing out a lengthy eviction process

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I'm fleecing some goy with an overpriced eviction lawsuit

 

[Wintersun]

It's too fucking hot, I can't focus on shilling renter's insurance to goyim.

 

[Vingle]

It's way too hot, I'm literally melting.

 

[Character from a movie]

I'm squatting in some gringo's house.

 

[Meat Target]

Heat wave? Fine time for the water to stop working.