How are you going to celebrate once Kiwi Farms reaches the 100k threads?

[Character from a movie]

A bit less than 200 threads to go, this is exciting!
What you gonna do to celebrate?
I'll probably go outside and touch grass.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Everyone gets catbois and coke

 

[Shek$il]

The judge told me I would get custody of my son. DID YOU HEAR THAT, MICHELLE!? WE'RE ALMOST TO 100K

 

[Amphotericin B]

I’m going to misgender someone online and have Nashies.

 

[Pringles Can]

The same way I celebrate every big event in my life. Sleep in late, and throw whatever is closest to me if anyone tries to wake me up.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Guess we could blow up the Georgia Guidestones.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Everyone gets catbois

please don't groom my kins

 

[Justtocheck]

please don't groom my kins

I'm already preparing my discord VC chats, my long anime watching sessions and my OBS for the TMI sharing that I'm totally not recording for nefarious purposes.

 

[Manimal House]

I'll buy a 1000 thread count bedsheet set so I can read retarded shit on here in peak comfort