How are you going to help Joe Biden win the election?

[Gangstalker #32194]

I'm going to be voting in three states.

 

[OrionBalls]

I won't talk about his biggest lolcow moments from when he was a Senator.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

Kill myself so my vote is secured

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'll ignore his subpar performance at the debate like a religious cult in denial that their immortal prophet is dying of AIDS from all the buttfucking he did in secret.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

im registering all my dead relatives to vote for him.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Biggest thing I can do is not voting for Trump... because I'm not in the US.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

I’m going to do something real crazy, keep an eye out.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

I’m going to make sure my dead relatives are still on the voter rolls and head to their districts.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Well, I tried to assassinate Trump but even with the Biden admin helping me out by looking the other way and instructing secret service to ignore my presence as I got in position I ultimately was not a good enough shot and now I'm dead. Of course, as a corpse I can still at least vote for Biden.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I'm gonna print out ballots, check mark Biden on all of them and stuff it in a mailbox in every state so yes. It will be funny.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i'm gonna rig it like stake eddie

 

[gamerweeb1]

Replace him with a better candidate and convince his senile ass he is still president.

 

[E. E. Cummings]

i'll do my best to keep any and all little girls away from him so he doesn't get distracted.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Volunteer at a traditionally red district polling station, but then throw away all the votes before they can be counted. Same as everyone else.

Except for the ones that substitute in Joe votes, because they have to be paid positions, not volunteers.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Magic ballot. As soon as I vote for Trump the ballot knows what I meant and marks Bidet.

PS. It's the same ballot everyone is getting.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Kill myself so my vote is secured

I'm killing as many people as I can so their votes are secured for Biden.

 

[DankSmoker]

I suppose I'm going to have to assassinate the Easter bunny to put him back in good graces.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm buying Joe Biden's used bath water to help support him.

 

[anustart76]

I'm going to buy Shower With Your Dad Simulator

 

[Not a bee]

Bust the fattest nut