How are you going to help Joe Biden win the election?

Well, I tried to assassinate Trump but even with the Biden admin helping me out by looking the other way and instructing secret service to ignore my presence as I got in position I ultimately was not a good enough shot and now I'm dead. Of course, as a corpse I can still at least vote for Biden.
Plus, it doesn't hurt to have more muscle mass than a 7th grade cheerleader, to borrow from Brandon Herrera.
 
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