How are you supposed to eat a pumpkin

[SandyCat]

Its like 90% rind and 10% gross stringy bits

 

[spacko]

with youre penis

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Just ask for it in your triple cream soy milk frappuccino at starbucks like all the normal people do smh

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Are you stupid?!? Obviously like an apple! Just take a nice, healthy bite! And don't come to me complaining it tastes bad! Its an acquired taste!

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

With your asshole

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

You're just supposed to hollow it out for the seeds. You grind them into pumpkin spice.

 

[Aiōn]

Steamed and pureed you can make pumpkin pie, pumpkin cheesecake or pumpkin muffins. Roasted you could make a pumpkin risotto, add it to chili or make a pumpkin soup, especially if you have ham stock.

With or without use of your penis is up to you.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

You don't. The pumpkin eats you.

 

[dick brain]

One bite at a time.

 

[Neodanthril]

You can bake the meat into a pumpkin pie and roast the seeds with salt for a good snack. I think I have seen recipes for the rind but I have no idea if that is real or good. Pumpkin pancakes are great btw

 

[DeadwastePrime]

pumpkins are like squash. you cook them like squash

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

According to my dog, off a lick mat.

 

[Laburnum]

When in doubt make it into a soup.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Soup, puree, preserves, stuffed with rice, bread, pie, roasted, risotto.

 

[Moon Pie]

In one bite.

 

[CallmeCicada]

 

[DankSmoker]

pumpkins are like squash. you cook them like squash

I've baked squash before, it sucks ass no matter how much maple syrup you pour on it.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I've baked squash before, it sucks ass no matter how much maple syrup you pour on it.

you gotta try that pumpkin goat cheese soup m8

 

[2mm and 99 others]

You cut off the top just like when making a jack o, then sit and eat the inside with a spoon.