How bad is Quebec?

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Eddie Riggs

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Imagine a group of extremely snooty, extremely secular, and unbelievably self-important people in the known world, who look down on everyone else's culture, cooking, language, etc., while contributing nothing of value to any major national discussion.
Chances are you thought "The French" when I said that. Now, imagine a group of people who are just like that, but crank it up so much that if you don't use region-specific slang and the proper regional accent and dialect in your speech they eschew you and probably spit in your food. That's the Quebecois. A group of Frenchmen so unequivocally French that not even France can stand them.
 
- As pozzed as the rest of Canada
- Cold as fuck, snowy and icy and full of spiral steps for maximum injury.
- Government nitpicks everything being in French, when I was there the big scandal was an Italian restaurant being under fire for not having their menus in French.
- Streets and subways absolutely full of homeless people who all take up their posts in the same places every day like it’s a full-time job
- Quebecois French sounds trashy and hideous.

It is, however, hilly and snowy and gorgeous and poutine is amazing.
 
Quebec is like an unwashed penis.

It smells, is full of cheese and always wants to fuck you over.

Just say no to Quebec
 
I would rather root for a Parisian to beat the shit out of a Quebecois. The Quebecois separatist movement is funny though.
 
Haloperidol said:
- As pozzed as the rest of Canada
- Cold as fuck, snowy and icy and full of spiral steps for maximum injury.
- Government nitpicks everything being in French, when I was there the big scandal was an Italian restaurant being under fire for not having their menus in French.
- Streets and subways absolutely full of homeless people who all take up their posts in the same places every day like it’s a full-time job
- Quebecois French sounds trashy and hideous.

It is, however, hilly and snowy and gorgeous and poutine is amazing.
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Don't forget the hash men also having their obsessive drug dealing as a fulltime job and annoying you with that too
 
Quebec is not so bad, you can buy 8-10% ABV Belgian-style tripels at any corner store. Tripels are way classier than malt liquor.
 
When I was in Quebec City, I went to a McDonalds and said "Bonjour" to the cashier. She had a big smile on her face and spoke a bunch of frog nonsense to me, clearly not realizing that I was just being polite by greeting her in that frogshit language. When I replied "je ne parler pas francais" she immediately scowled and took my order while speaking broken, frogoid English. Quebecois are fucking insufferable.
 
They’re the most diseased, obnoxious, misshapen, mentally retarded race on earth, and I’m not even that racist. They’ll drive several thousand miles just to go on a beach during a rainy day in the US while dressing like meth heads and drinking during the day, telling them to fuck off is a challenge since they don’t speak English, and worst of all the French they speak isn’t French, it’s French from over a century ago and needlessly extra complicated. They’re autistic, part Canadian part faux euro trash that are pestilence upon this earth.

I hate Quebec people!
 
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