How bad would this be?

[Mayor Adam West]

Ok so let's say that I somehow become Pope or President or something important. And then the public finds out I've been on the farms. How bad would this be? Also, how bad would it be for you if you were in that situation?

 

[King Fructose]

Don’t you have a nap to take, Mr. Biden?

 

[Toolbox]

The neck bomb that is planted in all politicians will detonate.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Lmao settle down OP. Get there first before you start worrying about that.

 

[Lucky Jim]

I suspect you're American, in which case you are not going to be Pope. Africans and Asians.

As for President if you can't bullshit your way out of a predicament like that you won't win anyway.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Don't know. How many times have you said "nigger" or "retard" here?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I'd just double down on it. Spin it like I was doing a service for my country/faith by monitoring criminals and sexual deviants and exposing their indiscretions to the public, voluntarily I might add. I wouldn't mention that I was mostly just laughing at them, but I think it'd be pretty easy to make the public sympathise with a sitting president/pope over most of the cows on here.

 

[El Goblina]

The pope would be easier than the president. Forgiveness for sin is a fundamentally Christian trait. If you were the Pope, I agree with poster above. Double down.

 

[Red Hood]

I would be the most based pope in centuries.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’d be president behind like nine proxies so they’d never make the connection.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The pope would be easier than the president. Forgiveness for sin is a fundamentally Christian trait. If you were the Pope, I agree with poster above. Double down.

Also you could claim you were just practising for when you'd be in charge of the database of paedo priests.