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i drew a large swastika in my babysitter's driveway with chalk
the symbol fascinated me before i even knew what it meant
her older son was a reddit faggot kind of guy and he chimped out so hard when he saw it a few hours later
i feel like being a white supremacist is my calling now
I drew Swastikas and wrote "I :feels: Hitler all over the dugouts at my grammer/middle school in 5th grade one evening. I was at school that evening because we all had to come with a parent for parent-teacher conferences, and I was unsupervised at that moment cuz my mom was talking to my teacher.

At first, I was just kinda playing around in the fields near the dugouts where we normally had recess during the school day. But then, I found a...
My cousin was 4 and with her dad in the liquor store. A black man came around the corner, and my cousin not having seen a black man before, points at the man and exclaims "DADDY! THAT MAN'S DIRTY!!!"

both my parents were v racist so I was kept away from black people. I knew they existed tho, and what's funny is this uncle is like waaay more racist than my punits
 
I really fucking hated mexicans as a young kid. I wanted nothing to do with their language, food, dress, culture, or anything. This is based off of me growing up in a predominantly mexican neighborhood and seeing how they were generally poorer, smellier, and more unstable they were than even the black people that I knew.

Later on I moved from whatever shithole that gave me that mindset and I chilled out a bit. In middle school we were bombarded with borderline CRT talks and climate change lectures before school often. The CRT talks are what made me see race and notice how ghetto most of the blacks at my school were, even moreso than the mexicans. The constant climate change propaganda made me despise the very concept and it's anti-humanity messaging. I thought it was all bullshit way before anyone my age did, because you could get away with some really raunchy racist jokes with other kids and the only people that didn't laugh were the really pansy kids, but saying that you didn't believe in global warming got you strange looks and you were basically called a conspiracy theorist and proded with more questions on why you deny reality as it was just taught to them this morning.

I'm so glad I don't go to public school anymore.
 
I have another story though I feel like this one may be arguably not so based and more just what I think really ought to be a normal reaction to this kind of behavior. The fact that involves a black man at least in my opinion has no bearing on the situation.

So when I started Middle School there was gym teacher, who happened to be a black man, that was to put bluntly, a massive piece of shit. He would often go out of his way to berate several students who had to sit on the bleachers and miss out on activities due to their physical ailments. I think most of them had asthma. Anyways this was pretty much constant and at the time my parents were going through a divorce so I was having some anger issues to say the least. Anyways I forget what he said on this particular day which ended up setting me off but I’m told I picked up a folding chair and slung it at his back. Now granted I only have what I’m told to go off of as I had basically blacked out during all this but the long and short of it is it fucked up his spine real bad and he’s been wheelchair bound since. For me I just remember vague things like being in the gym that day and then in the office alone waiting.
 
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very based
i drew a large swastika in my babysitter's driveway with chalk
the symbol fascinated me before i even knew what it meant
her older son was a reddit faggot kind of guy and he chimped out so hard when he saw it a few hours later
i feel like being a white supremacist is my calling now
I drew Swastikas and wrote "I :feels: Hitler all over the dugouts at my grammer/middle school in 5th grade one evening. I was at school that evening because we all had to come with a parent for parent-teacher conferences, and I was unsupervised at that moment cuz my mom was talking to my teacher.

At first, I was just kinda playing around in the fields near the dugouts where we normally had recess during the school day. But then, I found a crayon and the plan just sort of came together right then and there.

This girl in my class saw me writing something (I was drawing yet another swastika on the wooden bleachers) but I remember not caring.

A week or two later, she must've ratted me out, because my teacher pulled me outside of the classroom one day and interrogated me about the nazi propaganda I drew all over all the bleachers. (I think she actually called it that-"Did you draw that nazi propaganda all over the dugouts?") LOL

I was starting to get in trouble a lot at that age, so I was used to this routine and I stuck to my usual plan of denying anything and everything.

I didn't get in trouble for it since I wouldn't admit it and she didn't personally witness anything. It mas my word against that one girl who saw me.

I'm almost positive my teacher knew that I did it, though. She knew that was very much my personality to do something like that.
 
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So when I was little I had a toy that must've had a short in the wall inverter because it would trip the breaker every time I plugged it in. We lived in an old house and quite a lot of things were tied to the same breaker as my bedroom. Sometimes when I was really mad at my dad, I would plug it into the socket behind my bed and listen to him swear for hours trying to figure out WTF was happening. I never told him. I'm surprised I didn't burn the house down.
 
When I was in second grade, my class assignment was to write a story about anything I wanted to write about. I wrote about a secret agent blowing his cover and shooting up a bunch of bad guys in a strip club over a suitcase full of cash. My teacher was not impressed.
 
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My dad used sunflower seeds and millet to teach my bird to raise his foot in a Hitler salute and say "sieg heil!". It worked completely and all anyone had to do was the Hitler salute or say "sieg heil" to get him to do both back. I actively participated in this and showed my friends.
 
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