How busted is the average Kiwi?

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Well...at least I'm not short...

 

[OXRAZOR]

twas caught by my mother for drinking milk in the night



needless to say i was given a slap on the wrist

 

[DJ Grelle]

I am a three foot tall goblin who weighs two hundred pounds. My elephant-like skin is completely hairless except for between the folds of fat on my neck and belly. I have ten toes - four on the left and six on the right. My fingers are divided more evenly, although the symmetry is only symbolical: my left hand is more like a club since all appendages are vestigial there.

My face mostly works - slight paralysis notwithstanding - and I can contain most of my slobber. Luckily, my hearing is pretty accurate - I can hear a damsel in distress scream from miles away. Both of my eyes have issues, although the farsightedness in one is compensated by the shortsightedness in the other.

I am hunched over in a permanent slouch - although this is just scoliosis and not me being lazy! I shuffle mostly, since running inevitably leads to me tripping and falling on my face.

I reek like the pit latrine of an army with dysentery but I don't know if that is my natural odor or if that's just my job that you're smelling.

My semen is so dysgenic that anyone who comes into contact with it gets cancer. Yes, even myself - at the moment I am 12.8% tumor on the inside. The rest of my body is riddled with growths and warts that cannot be classed as cancerous but are still rather unsightly.

All in all, I'd call myself an above average kiwi.

 

[BradeRunna]

The user WelperHelper posted a picture of his arm and hand. From looks of it he weighs about 300-350 pounds. He likes to LARP as some kind of conservative Chad. But in reality, he is such a desperate fat fuck that he tried to do a meet and fuck with one of the ugly fat beached whales from Beauty Parlor.

That's how busted.

If what I read is true, then it means he was also running the alt-account known as piss master. When it was made public that he tried to meet up and fuck an ugly fat bitch from Beauty Parlor he went into hiding for several months.

That's pretty fucking busted.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I was always more of a McFly fan tbh.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

The user WelperHelper posted a picture of his arm and hand. From looks of it he weighs about 300-350 pounds. He likes to LARP as some kind of conservative Chad. But in reality, he is such a desperate fat fuck that he tried to do a meet and fuck with one of the ugly fat beached whales from Beauty Parlor.

That's how busted.

If what I read is true, then it means he was also running the alt-account known as piss master. When it was made public that he tried to meet up and fuck an ugly fat bitch from Beauty Parlor he went into hiding for several months.

That's pretty fucking busted.

There is no way WelperHelper is Pissmaster. Totally different personas.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I'm actually pretty good looking, 6', and have a BMI of 24 and I work out regularly. But I'm incredably poor, and I don't have or want a large social circle, and I'm also old. So pretty busted, if I may say so myself.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I'm so beautiful that Null specifically requested that I never post selfies lest anyone feel too jealous of me.

 

[BradeRunna]

There is no way WelperHelper is Pissmaster. Totally different personas.

There is a thread on here where some guy posted a picture of his hand and part of his arm. In the thread it was a user named pissmaster. But people say the hand and arm picture also belongs to WelperHelper.

 

[Doublefrag]

Now that I think of it, I don't even know how to imagine your average Kiwicuck. On one hand, dedicating your life to A-logging trannies and insane people like Anisa is a huge red flag, but Kiwicucks are also prone to shaming everything even remotely abnormal, which makes me think some of them are genuine normies. So the average Kiwicuck is somewhere between a bitter balding neckbeard and your average employed man. Beauty Parlor users are either trannies (manhate is always a great way for women to bond and "women" to blend in) or 6/10 plain chicks.

 

[William F. Clinton]

General rule of thumb for niche Internet communities:
Males: 85% average or mediocre; could've been a normie in a different life | 15% perma-Wizards; rendered inhuman be tendies and the Dew.
Females: 100% the most busted, mentally ill BPD hoes you will ever see.