How can absurdly fat people even use a keyboard?

[Finder]

I’ve been reading some threads on deathfats, and you see these absurdly fat people on Twitter too, like 200kg or more sometimes

Half the time they have giant fatty fingers, basically unusable if we’re being honest.

There’s no way they can type on a phone, but even on a desktop surely they’d press multiple keys at once with their fat sausage fingers.

So how is it these people are able to bitch so much online? Are there special fat people keyboards or software?

 

[PFM]

What I want to know is how they wipe their own ass? I assume taking a shit is just shower time to them.

Edit: whoops i didnt even attempt to answer your question. Please delete.

 

[Don Yagon]

All fat fingers I've seen, including mine, are pointy, and the tip is usually thin enough, so carefully typing one button at a time is an option.

 

[Sithis]

I feel like gamers are probably the most survivable of the deathfats for this reason - they've spent their years eating and playing games and the constant use of their fine motor controls in their hands leaves them relatively untouched by the festering rot and lard that overcomes the rest of their bodies.

As for the nongamer deathfats I have no clue. At a certain point I don't even know how they manage to get enough separation between their chest and their second chin to allow their jaw to open so they can gobble down more food.

 

[RW 1995]

I’ve been reading some threads on deathfats, and you see these absurdly fat people on Twitter too, like 200kg or more sometimes

Half the time they have giant fatty fingers, basically unusable if we’re being honest.

There’s no way they can type on a phone, but even on a desktop surely they’d press multiple keys at once with their fat sausage fingers.

So how is it these people are able to bitch so much online? Are there special fat people keyboards or software?

they use a drinking bird. like homer simpson

 

[Xarpho]

It's all in the way the fat distributes. Not everyone who grows to even deathfat levels get swollen, frankfurter fingers, but some do.

Even Chance Carmichael, with his gunt sticking out of his XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL shirts (15X, yes) was able to still use a phone and debate with Kiwi Farms until the complications created by his enormous girth on the rest of his body caused his death in 2018.

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

Its literally a problem for fatsos

Typing performance and body discomfort among overweight and obese office workers: A pilot study of keyboard modification - PubMed

Obesity in the workplace is associated with loss of productivity, high medical care expenses, and increased rates of work-related injuries and illness. Thus, effective, low-cost interventions are needed to accommodate the size of today's obese office worker while alleviating potential physical...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Its also popular to use split style """ergonomic""" keyboards as bringing both their hands close together for a prolonged period brings discomfort.

People live like this lol.

 

[Kikkoman]

 

[Strayserval]

it's balanced on the gut, right next to there food of choice.

 

[kcbbq]

Question isn't clear - use them for what?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Ask your mum

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Question isn't clear - use them for what?

Ordering munchie boxes and diabetic medication prescriptions

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]