How can I be British?

>Boil hot water (Get an electric kettle you barbarian)
>Get tea bag (Preferably English breakfast, or another black tea of your choice)
>Put tea bag in mug/cup
>Add a tea spoon of sugar or honey (your preference) to the cup
>Pull out the milk carton from the fridge
>Once the water has boiled, add the desired amount of water to the cup
>Stir a little bit, let the tea bag steep for about 3-5 minutes
>Remove tea bag
>Add a dash of milk (Don't be a chav and a dollop)
>Stir
>And drink

There you are chap, you're one step closer to your gateway to being Bri'ish, passport will arrive from the Royal Mail in about 2-3 weeks to reach you in Burgerland, give or take.
 
Here is some information about being British, when I was playing Diablo on battle.net on pc someone in a chat room said BLOODY. But in a different manner. So you see, when a American needs to try and disguise themselves as British you must say the word BLOODY. Good bloody day mate. Care for a spot of tea, or, if you will, a bloody spot of tea mate and some crumpets if you would like to smoke a cigarette I have a fag you can have, and no I don’t mean the word fag as in a homosexual male, I mean fag as a word for cigarettes because in England and the U.K and probably wales too idk but people call a fag a cigarette also, it rains a lot sometimes I read about somewhere in London or England. British royal guards I saw them online they were wearing red. USA 2022.
 
luv yer pints
luv yer football hooliganism
ate yer dentist
simple as
 
You need bad teeth. Good teeth means someone who couldn't be a Britbong.
 
Don't do it. If you succeed then before you know it "How can I be British" won't be a question, it'll be a lament.
 
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