How can I get cocaine??

[Gorgar]

title

 

[peachlover669]

something something rekieta something balldo

 

[We Are The Witches]

In the original Coca-Cola.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

From what I've heard, by a taxi. But I don't know, what are you supposed to say into the phone.

 

[OrionBalls]

Here you go!

 

[KingNothing]

>Chew coca leaves
>spit out
>?
>profit

 

[Laburnum]

Depends, how many Albanians do you know?

 

[Soy Fed]

The government doesn't want you to know this, but cocaine is just dried and ground semen. Have fun!

 

[stares at error messages]

Columbia.

 

[draggs]

You gotta

Push it to the limit. Walk along the razor's edge. But don't look down, just keep your head. Or you'll be finished

 

[Joy Depression]

From blacks.

Behind blacks hardware store there's a white guy selling it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Every single dollar bill has trace amounts of cocaine on it. Just get a million one dollar bills and scrape the dust off them and you'll have a fat line!

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[F00LS_3RRAND]

I second this but for Crack.

 

[dick brain]

Gay bar.

Gays are all groomers so they don't enforce anything at gay bars. They don't card, they don't narc.

That said you probably shouldn't trust any substance a gay man gives you. You also probably shouldn't do coke.

I second this but for Crack.

Dude literally just find a crackhead, give him $20 and follow him, trust me he's not making any pit stops.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

get the yeyo before Chichi

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You know they just sell it on Facebook marketplace now, right?

 

[General Disarray]

Go down to the check cashing center on your nearest city's MLK Drive.

But first, don't shower for a couple of days and wear your dirtiest clothes. Just kinda hang out, the cocaine will find you.