How can I get more autism ratings?

[Jackisnotaname]

I read a lot of threads but only post in one thread over and over again. I want to contribute to more threads but don't have anything to say about most lolcows. What am I doing wrong?

 

[Punished Benis]

I got you, fam.

 

[TerrorSperg99]

Go get vaccinated

 

[Jason Wynn]

Always make sure to bring up the Autistic Trinity in every single thread: Sonic, My Little Pony and Minecraft. That’ll get you on the autistic train (the best kind of train) I’ll even start you out here with a puzzle piece. You’ve got this, buddy. I believe in you!

 

[Slimy Time]

Call Null a nigger in non A&H posts. If you are lucky, you win autism ratings, if unlucky, you get a bit more.

 

[Furret]

Be autistic.

 

[AMERICA]

Have one on the house!

 

[LUNEKO]

All you gotta do is go to threads of lolcows that aren't involved in politics and push some political shit no matter how unrelated to the topic at hand and boom, autistic ratings off the wazoo

 

[Cow Poly]

Be me. And yeah I got you fam

 

[Xarpho]

As someone who has given and received rainbows, the two easy ways are:

- Make some slightly off-topic rant about how something was phrased
- Try to be funny but fail

 

[lurk_moar]

Copy paste posts from wrongplanet, ????, profit.

 

[dry_slit_ohyeah]

Shine bright like a diamond! Works for me. Gotta USE that noodle.

 

[stupid frog]

Contributing to ur goal of stickers, good luck op

 

[Exuvia]

I want to contribute to more threads but don't have anything to say about most lolcows. What am I doing wrong?

The key is to stop having restraint. Just post whatever you think about the subject of the thread, no matter how many times it may have been said before, how utterly incorrect, or even how irrelevant your thought is. If you do this, you will get many more puzzle piece stickers. Good luck!