How can I get some kiwiussy?

[mister meaner]

I bet kiwiussy fucks hard

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Send Null like 20 bucks in crypto or silver, he'll hook you up.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Good fuckin luck.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Too little self esteem in here. Mating is a genetic drive and some of you are really underestimating the power of nature.

Honestly though, were I not happily married I'd feel comfortable dating a fellow kiwi; at least you fuckers are honest and have the balls to say your piece. They're both traits you want for the potential father of your children, the sentinel of your household. Most of you seem to be aware of the heroin like pitfalls of porn and coom-brain, that's another fifty points in your favour and you aren't scared to stare at the shit you don't like and figure out exactly why you don't like it, ie you aren't a bunch of pussies who avoid conflict or difficult topics.

You're already onto a winner.

Sprinkle in a bit of self care, some basic intelligence and a fellowing hatred for capeshit and you're husband potential.

That's the thing though; as an animal with an incredibly long child rearing process and a birth with high rates of bodily damage, the unbroken human female is programmed to search for the benefit of her long term prospects, that is to say if you come across like you'd be a shit dad or son-in-law don't be surprised if you only manage to land BPD whores with daddy issues.

Tldr: Kiwis, you'd be surprised how datable you are to sensible women, just scrub up, make plans for your future and start asking.

I'm a woman, OF COURSE I want to see a kiwi wedding. That shits cute.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

I've seen a kiwiussy

 

[ñññ]

Whamen like power. Become a mod.

 

[Banquet Meal]

obese wine guzzling cat ladies who hang out in BP/deathfats who are old enough to be your mother,

i favor the tooter threads, and tranny sideshows, myself
ETA im also a retarded nigger who dug up an old thread, sorry!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

not by making threads like this

 

[mister meaner]

need kiwiussy

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Here have some kiwussy

 

[Finger Pistols]

You could probably get some autist to meet you. Hell, one fell for a clear Minecraft virus and installed it on their computer. I'm sure you can get someone retards dox and convince them to meet up.