How can I get walmart to respect my religious exemption to keeping shit in my pants?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I smear feces on my body as part of religious worship and the walmart greeter tells me i am only allowed to shit on the inside of my pants in their store do i have grounds to sue?

 

[Internet Explorer]

Ask for a paper customer feedback form; fill it out by dabbing a finger up your butt and using your feces as ink.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

That Walmart greeter is obviously misinformed about the fine institution he's working at. At Walmart, everyone has shit on the outside of their pants.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Yep. The Greeter is wrong. Everyone, as long as they have shoes and a shirt, due to public health laws, is welcome at Walmart. I never understood why they didn't include pants in that law. I guess they thought people would be wearing pants anyway. Joke's on them!

 

[Dysnomia]

Lawyer up. This is an outrage. Big Corpo can't do this to you.

 

[Marcus Zuttenheim]

Just throw it at the greeter.