How can I tell the difference between Laffy Taffy and poop? - They feel the same and they taste the same

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Full disclosure: I may or may not be trying to start a counterfeit Laffy Taffy cartel.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

By the packaging.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

By the packaging.

Not after my counterfeiting scheme goes live.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Oh dear sir I think you need a doctor for that.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

If it tastes the least bit pleasant, it’s not laffy taffy.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Laffy Taffy is a Wonka brand candy.

Better question would be is Laffy Taffy Oompa Loompa poop being packaged and sold as candy?

 

[Irate Feline]

Check the jokes on the back of the packaging. The ones on the genuine article aren't funny.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

One will rip the fillings out of your teeth.