How can we make Null live for 1000 years?

[⚞⛇⚟]

If the feeder leader dies, then this site will die along with him. How can he live for 1000 years?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

 

[Haloperidol]

Spite grants longevity, I don’t think we need to worry.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

The method is simple, we leave a trail of Franks Red Hot along the floor. Under every other drip is an Adderall. But every other Adderall is a multivitamin. We keep him alive and streaming 24/7.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

freeze him in an ice cube and thaw him out when we need him

 

[srs bsns]

Hook him up to a series of IV's to keep a constant flow of pizza coursing through his veins.

 

[Caesar]

Introduce him to real cheese. It's good bacteria.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

fixing his diet would be a good start

 

[Gravemind]

Null would become the equivalent of AM.

 

[LGTV]

freeze him in an ice cube and thaw him out when we need him

Like Walt Disney style? Or an actual full block of ice in a Looney Toons style?