How come when I went a whole hour without posting, nobody asked where I was?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Nobody was worried? Seriously?

 

[One Angry Computer]

We are not your collective babysitter, egocentric child. Enjoy indifference.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I thought you were just in one of the gooning DM chains I'm not in.

 

[Treatlerite]

We just wanted to let you feel a little independent without smothering you.

 

[Tablet County]

You mean nothing to me.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Well? Where were you? Spit it out you dirty bastard.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

I assumed you were having bangin' sex with a hot babe, like all kiwifarms users.

 

[Le b0wski]

If you need an alibi I'll tell someone you spent that hour being racist irl

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

daylight savings time

 

[SandyCat]

Bro I reported you as missing to the police

Don't scare me like that

 

[DickMain]

Nobody was worried? Seriously?

wait which one are you again

 

[dick brain]

I saw you on the cameras.

 

[We Are The Witches]

We thought you were sleeping.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Worried? No
Heartbroken? Yes

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

You will never be @chiobu or @Breadbassket