Science How Did a Man's Rectum End Up 'Falling Out' of His Body? - I'm not reading this fucking article.

I woke up without curiosity this morning, so I'll leave this nugget for someone else.

https://www.livescience.com/61719-mans-rectum-falls-out-of-body.html

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Eating at Benihana's does the same exact thing.

 

[sadpope]

Have you ever seen one of those bathtubs for old people that have wooden bars on one side, on which they can sit while they bathe? A friend works in a nursing home and one of the residents had uterine prolapse and it got caught between the two bars. It took 4 nurses to lift and unstuck the woman.

 

[Room312]

Rectum?

Spoiler

Sure did!

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody needs to overthink this. There was just lots and lots of buttsex involved. Plus a chink.

 

[RG 448]

Rectum?

Damn near killedum.

 

[The Demon]

he was later arrested for letting his anal prolapse without a license

 

[AssRapistDude1488]

Rectum? Damn near killed em! I'll be here all night.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified tbh

I laughed and cringed in horror

 

[polonium]

The real headline here is that the article text said it slipped out. That makes it seem like he didn't even have to push that hard, it just plopped out between squeezes.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The article says that he has anal prolapses since he was 4. So that might be the reason why it fell out so easily.

 

[AnOminous]

The real headline here is that the article text said it slipped out. That makes it seem like he didn't even have to push that hard, it just plopped out between squeezes.

That's because of the massive amounts of buttsex involved.

 

[polonium]

The article says that he has anal prolapses since he was 4. So that might be the reason why it fell out so easily.

At age 4, your arse should not be so loose that your insides just plop into the toilet.

That's because of the massive amounts of buttsex involved.

Since four years old?!

 

[vertexwindi]

That's because of the massive amounts of buttsex involved.

You seem obsessed with buttsex.

 

[polonium]

You seem obsessed with buttsex.

There's nothing wrong with ploughing the back fourty

e. actually there is, it makes your butt fall to pieces.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

e. actually there is, it makes your butt fall to pieces.

Chris must have been lucky when he crammed his medallion, a shower spray nozzle, dildo and anal beads up his ass

 

[polonium]

Chris must have been lucky when he crammed his medallion, a shower spray nozzle, dildo and anal beads up his ass

Isn't Barb's butt falling to pieces

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

This must be like a really disgusting cousin to being double-jointed.

 

[Funnybone]

@wagglyplacebo @Null can I please change my user name to "rectal prolapse"?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

@wagglyplacebo @Null can I please change my user name to "rectal prolapse"?

no

 

[Florence]

i said wut wut