How did this poor kiwi die?

[King Fructose]

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Read too many lolcow threads and laughed to death

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He's a yet another unfortunate victim of the Joshua "Bloodlust" Moon's war against New Zealand. How many more must die before we have piece?

 

[Filthyphil]

Infection from gender reassignment procedure.
God's message to the freaks

 

[TFT-A9]

Alogs

 

[Fungible penis]

Overdosed on copium

 

[User names must be unique]

Struck down by the divine for going against god's righteous warriors Saint Ralph and the Messiah Nick

 

[Anon88]

The gunt probably sat on top of him by accident.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Autism

 

[ñññ]

Chantal probably sat on top of him by accident.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

He read some of @wry wrangler ‘s erotic incest books.

 

[lemonsensei]

The janny tranny special forces got ‘em. Sneed in heaven little guy.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Is it actually dead or did it just get knocked out and put a tracker on for scientific study? It probably is dead, poor thing, I just can't tell because it looks like it has a ring around it's foot.

It looks bloodless, so it might have eaten something it shouldn't have from a farmer trying to protect their crops from other animals. or bloodless curse ye hame ha

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Police have released this image of the suspected murderer of that poor Kiwi:

Spoiler

 

[Retink]

He's a yet another unfortunate victim of the Joshua "Bloodlust" Moon's war against New Zealand. How many more must die before we have piece?

I hear Murdering Moon bathes in the blood of virgin Kiwi's to stay young and seething.

 

[deso2y]

Watched Chris and Barb's leak and decided to commit sudoku

 

[draggs]

Kiwi was an inferior specimen had to be culled to protect the future genetic integrity of the farm's stock

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

F

 

[TroonsDid911]

He saw the picture of Yaniv's bleeding hatchet vagina and then he had a brain hemorrhage.

 

[Caddchef]

Inflated to death by Andrew Dobson, i have it on good authority that's what he's doing these days.