How did you lose your virginity? - Pole goes in Hole.

This is whorefarms, you need to specify which virginity. Mouth virginity, anal virginity, first 10 person orgy virginity?
 
spaztocate9000 said:
This is whorefarms, you need to specify which virginity. Mouth virginity, anal virginity, first 10 person orgy virginity?
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This is Kiwi Farms: you currently have incels fighting tooth and nail claiming that they are less homosexual because they jerk off to hentai rather than regular porn. The fact that any one of us have lost our virginity is a miracle.
 
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Some chick really liked me but for some reason I was annoyed and repulsed by what I sensed as desperation. Then her friend messaged me behind her back, came over one day and we smashed.

Women are such snakes to each other, it's hilarious and sad.
 
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A slightly older, somewhat desperate woman took it from me

whatever, I got laid.
 
I lost it to a Jewish girl I worked with at a factory that was just a summer job. She was shy and had nothing in common but she had huge boobs. We lived far away from each other so the only way we hung out was after our shift. After our fourth date, she told me she was ready. The best option was a crappy motel that fortunately took cash. We fucked all night. I never thought this through but I never told my parents I was going to be out all night and this predated a world where everyone had a cell phone. So they predictably freaked out, started calling parents of friends, etc. I got in big trouble. I came clean and got told I had to go straight home after work from that point on. So the rest of the summer we had to coordinate days where her parents weren’t going to be home so we could fuck before work. Sometimes we’d find a quiet remote place to fuck in the car, which sucked. A lot of logistics went into getting laid.
 
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The first attempt was with a rather religious Catholic girl when we were both teenagers. We were both virgins, and unfortunately, unbeknownst to her and I, she had a psychosomatic disorder known as primary vaginismus. Essentially, for those that aren't familiar with the condition, she was basically so fucked up in her mind about premarital sex from what she heard in church that her vagina unconsciously clamped down and made being penetrated even a little extremely painful. Of course, I feared at that time it was just me. However, we were still friends after we stopped dating and this happened to her with every guy she dated all the way into her sophomore year in college. She got to the point in college where she actually came to see me, knowing I had been with other women, and asked me to use every bit of knowledge I had on pleasing a woman to get her to relax so she could go back and fuck her boyfriend at college. I suggested she see a good psychiatrist instead. Eventually she actually managed to get her shit straightened out and properly fucked the guy she was dating at college, and ended up marrying him.

The next attempt was with another girl I was dating, repeating the same basic situation involving two teenage virgins. Fortunately she wasn't a nutter and things all worked correctly as expected. Of course, since it involved two virgins, it wasn't great, but few situations involving two virgins I think rarely ends up being a homerun. After that, between her being a unknown nympho, and my family tendency for various addictive and compulsive behaviors, we ended up having sex 3-5 times a day, 7 days a week, for essentially 2 straight years (being teenagers there were, of course, small breaks involving retarded drama) in all manner of private and public places. I'm still not sure where I got the energy for it and maintaining an otherwise normal life, but I assume it was just being young.
 
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CoolFool said:
Is the first time ever good for the woman? I haven't met one woman who said they liked it or have good memories from losing their virginity.

Mine sucked, all I'm going to say is it hurt really bad, zero pleasure to be had on my end.
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That must've felt fucking horrible and uncomfortable instead of something special or intimate. I've never fucked a virgin woman before but I hope I don't fuck up like yours did with my current love.

I'll never relate to the pain of hymens but I kind of agree that Sex can be really bland and boring without the "feelings" to carry the experience.
I've only enjoyed sex when the "feeling" was present. Like the risky feeling of being caught having sex in public(but very obscured to not be discovered.), the rushy feeling of getting a pussy easily, the empowering feeling of dominating and "owning" the girl, the feeling of being vulnerable with someone you love.
These "feelings" overall elevate your senses. Like a dial up to sensitivity.

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Well, at least you learned something about yourself, you enjoy being humiliated.
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"First step toward change is awareness"
Yeah, death grip jackhammer 24/7 ruined my ability to maintain testosterone, let alone get hard for the real thing.
Come to think of it, porn is cuckold behavior.
I think that's why everyone hates NTR, it makes the subliminal effects very clear:
"You, nigga, are in fact the cuckold. You get off to people doing sex instead of having sex."

NTR addicts are no better either, they are coping and/or acceptant of their nature.

That is also a reason why Waifufagging is cucked in nature. It's a parasocial relationship depending on the amount of material, porn material their waifu has to jerk off to. Hence there are no waifufags of obscure characters unless they themselves can draw them getting dicked.

To relate to my first reply.
I think I get the appeal of NTR. You ride off the feeling of gnawing dread and humiliation it gives you.

My posts lately have been very poor in structure, riddled with edits. My apologies for phone posting.
 
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That must've felt fucking horrible and uncomfortable instead of something special or intimate. I've never fucked a virgin woman before but I hope I don't fuck up like yours did with my current love.
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I don't think there is any way to get past the first time pain. Shit is gonna hurt no matter how slow you or gentle you are.

Some women will say your first time shouldn't hurt and if it does it means your man was not attentive enough and you weren't turned on enough but that's a load of bullshit, at least in my case. I know not everyone will agree with me, but I wish I had been drunk or tipsy the first time so things would have been easier.
 
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7th grade with my first gf we took an extended lunch break in the dude's bathroom first. ditched school the rest of the day and fucked at her place throughout the next day or so. watched movies got drunk when we were fucking. her parents were away for like 2-3 days something like that back then
 
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All I'm gonna say is that I was flaccid when it happened due to being a chronic masturbator. Horrible first time but the grueling embarassment made me very hard, but she was gone at that point.
I blasted off in my hands that night, so was it really sex? I guess it counts since it was my first time getting naked with a girl.
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It's weird when your dick doesn't want to work properly. You don't realize after a couple of orgasms with your partner your dicks no longer the steel beam of justice it once was. It's weird because you rarely pay attention to your dick's hardness until you've got to stick it inside a slippy hole and it wants to go every where but inside. Having that to start off sounds horrifying.
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I'll never relate to the pain of hymens but I kind of agree that Sex can be really bland and boring without the "feelings" to carry the experience.
I've only enjoyed sex when the "feeling" was present. Like the risky feeling of being caught having sex in public(but very obscured to not be discovered.), the rushy feeling of getting a pussy easily, the empowering feeling of dominating and "owning" the girl, the feeling of being vulnerable with someone you love.
These "feelings" overall elevate your senses. Like a dial up to sensitivity.
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That's a really unhealthy sexual relationship with yourself. If you can only enjoy sex from that taboo rush of doing something you shouldn't or getting a new partner you have issues you should figure out. You should at least be able to enjoy being touched by the person you're sleeping with. Even if it doesn't make you orgasm it shouldn't be boring.
 
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Shiverpeaks said:
That's a really unhealthy sexual relationship with yourself. If you can only enjoy sex from that taboo rush of doing something you shouldn't or getting a new partner you have issues you should figure out. You should at least be able to enjoy being touched by the person you're sleeping with. Even if it doesn't make you orgasm it shouldn't be boring.
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True to that. I've been getting hard in the wrong sort of places lately, has got to do with the public environment. I had to relieve myself somewhere in a car cemetery. The sun beating down on me and the roughness of the arid sand made the release exhilirating. For fuck's sakes I went there to get some cheap tires not fantasize about fucking inside the remnants of car accidents.
 
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