How did your Christmas go?

"It was really nice to meet you too, anon. but you should really learn to be respectful and nicer to people." ~Brother's to-be wife. . . I think I made a joke with "fag" in the sentence? At least I can shit-stir her next year when they're married. Fr imagine being such a political correct pariah that on fucking Christmas you're worried about having the moral high-ground.
 
"It was really nice to meet you too, anon. but you should really learn to be respectful and nicer to people." ~Brother's to-be wife. . . I think I made a joke with "fag" in the sentence? At least I can shit-stir her next year when they're married. Fr imagine being such a political correct pariah that on fucking Christmas you're worried about having the moral high-ground.
Merry Christmas faggot
 
It was nice, got Shadows Die Twice and a bunch of PSN gift cards so I got Soul Caliber VI, Castlevania Collection, Zone of the Enders 2, and Monster Hunter World. Got a few nice little things too, thankfully no one sperged out about BLONARDADY DLMUPFIKNS for once unlike in the last few years. Plus I got a quarter of some Phantom Cookie (Cherry Pie X Granddaddy Purp) from a friend. All in all a pretty good holiday.
 
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We're finally in a place that is big enough for us to have a good sized tree. So husband had to buy one that is almost to the ceiling, it's to tall for our star. We had a really good time and most importantly my little deadites are happy. Oldest got the rest of the money he needed for a video card he's been saving up for, and youngest is getting it to D&D so we got him some starter books.
 
My Christmas went well. Went and saw my mother, exchanged gifts.
We both called my favourite aunt, who is a principal of a catholic school and who is based AF, I wouldnt be surprised if she has an account here.
Heard from my aunt about my cousin, her nephew....
He used his mothers phone number to make a fake facebook account, pretending to be his own girlfriend. Hilarious.
He got called out when my favourite aunt tried to make a facebook account for her sister, his mother, who never uses any social media, ever, but her phone number was already in use, the account was a fake girlfriend "in a relationship" with my cousin.
My Christmas was SO good, my aunt basically wrote out a Kiwi thread about my cousin over the phone, very entertaining. Shes convinced hes going to be a serial killer, and jokes aside thats the first thing I thought of.
 
Got around $575 and a ouija board. 20191225_124333.jpg
 
It was pretty ok! I've been really sick for the past week, so i spent most of the day wrapped in a blanket burrito while feeling like death. But I did get a really nice embroidery machine, a bunch of video games and a new computer chair!
 
Spent Christmas with family, including my brother's growing family.

We had an excellent brunch, a lot of presents were distributed, then my brother invited me over to spend the day at his place. His brood were pretty loud but mostly too busy with their new presents to bother us while we talked and sampled Christmas wines. He also showed me his vast collection of happy merchant memes, which was a hell of a treat.

There's also something beautiful about getting asked for help with assembling a LEGO set (it was a fancy one with some fiddly steps that the oldest nephew needed help following). He must have been grateful, because an hour later, he suddenly came running to me with the rest of his siblings and his Beyblade set and insisted on teaching me how to play.

All in all, it was an incredible day.
 
I have added 5 fountain pens to my collection this week. It has been a good Christmas.
Classy.
I almost bought my wife one of those space pens, but then I realized that I was the one who would really want that and she'd probably act like she was happy and then just throw it in a draw and never use it.
 
Chainsmoked a pack of Marlboro reds while changing the oils of every single machine on the company yard. I then drank half a bottle of Costco brand rum and passed out in the swamp forest. Woke up after sunset and the frost had set in, all my extremities numb. Took a warm shower, threw up, and fell asleep face first in the warm room. Didn't see a single person the whole day.

Great day.
 
I got the usual... Socks, cigars, alcohol, a knife, money...

Spent the evening out on the porch listening to Christmas horn music, drinking my bourbon and smoking a cigar by the light of the Xmas tree shining through the window. Happy 2020th birthday, Jesus. I hope you got some socks too.
 
First holiday without her. Slept, cried, slept.

Wish it had been me.
I've been there. I can't tell you that it'll get better. I can only tell you that it'll get different. It's like losing an arm. Not a day will go by that you won't be aware that you're missing an arm, but you will eventually learn to live with it if you give it enough time. In other words, it'll always suck, but it won't always be as debilitating.

Hang in.
 
pretty good
a week or so back I was part of the Local Christmas Parade with work and it's really nice seeing randos and families doing something as corny as watching a hometown Christmas parade, Christmas Eve thing with some nerd buddies went well, then on Christmas Day it ended up with me in charge of making the food, and the Puerto Ricans that I married into were like "damn bro this heavily seasoned and slow roasted pork you made is on-point" so that's basically like winning Iron Chef
 
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