How did your last abortion go?

[Osmosis Jones]

I've had 6 just this year and only one was undercooked.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Satan was present

 

[Osmosis Jones]

I am not a uterus owner

That's a really lazy excuse for not aborting a baby.

 

[Lurker]

it was validating and euphoric

 

[Retired Junta Member]

Could have been better but I felt empowered.

 

[Amphotericin B]

I didn’t tweet about it, so I’m not sure if it actually happened.

 

[Cats]

i look at my thirty year old coathanger scars in the mirror sometimes and wonder why that stupid bitch couldn't have just tried harder

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

my ass still hurts.