How do I attention-whore harder?

[Penis Drager]

I want maximum replies and stickers on my posts. Whether negative or positive doesn't matter. But I also want to maximize the impact of me sperging about negrates.
Where do I start?

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

post embarassing photos that would also allow you ro be identified
you will have your own thread in no time, hell, maybe your own section one day
you gotta work for your dreams, kid

 

[Penis Drager]

post embarassing photos that would also allow you ro be identified
you will have your own thread in no time, hell, maybe your own section one day
you gotta work for your dreams, kid

I absolutely would if I were smart enough to be able to monetize it.
Unfortunately I'm retarded. That's in the "maybe" pile.

 

[Blamo]

Read thread. Post popular opinion, usually combined with an attempted witty comment.

 

[Penis Drager]

Read thread. Post popular opinion, usually combined with an attempted witty comment.

>reading

 

[DJ Grelle]

Make a thinly veiled personal army thread somewhere on the farms, and make sure you can be doxxed in it, proving your lolcowdom

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

Post your address here.

 

[Just A Butt]

But I also want to maximize the impact of me sperging about negrates.

just start blogging. everyone who uses this place as their personal shitting ground usually gets hit pretty hard with the trashcans.

 

[Reverend]

identify as a liberal

 

[Cum Laudely]

Respond in every featured thread and make it about yourself to get maximum sperging. For example, the Chaggot thread he sleeps with a 13 year old at 18. You hijack the thread by saying "hey guys you are being hard on him, I too slept with a 13 year old at 18." Good luck.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Wake your avatar a gay pride flag unironically.

 

[Miller]

Show feet

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

make a racist comment in every post. Example: *shitty boring text about lolcow x* I HATE NIGGERS I FUCKING WANT TO KILL ALL GOD DAMN NIGGERS IN MINECRAFT. NIGGERS MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT

 

[Gaia Soraka]

Eat a week old artichoke.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Get a fursona and the rest will take care of itself.

 

[lurk_moar]

Shitpost harder, phaggot.

 

[stares at error messages]

What is this twitter the musical?

I want maximum replies and stickers on my posts. Whether negative or positive doesn't matter. But I also want to maximize the impact of me sperging about negrates.
Where do I start?

only fans and chatturbate