How do I avoid getting raped on Kiwi Farms?

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Don't listen to Daddy's Angry Juice. He's trying to rape you. Come with me. I have a rape dungeon safe room I've constructed in my mom's basement. It has everything you need to stay safe. Chains, a bucket, blood drain in the floor, soundproof walls.
GODDAMN IT MOM SAID I GET TO USE THE SEX DUNGEON ON FRIDAYS!
 
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MOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SPARKLETOR IS NOT LETTING ME USE THE SEX DUNGEON AND HE ALSO PUT BOOGERS IN MY HAIR AND HE TOLD ME NULL WASN'T REAL AND THATS HES JUST SOME FAT GUY IN EUROPE
 
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MOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SPARKLETOR IS NOT LETTING ME USE THE SEX DUNGEON AND HE ALSO PUT BOOGERS IN MY HAIR AND HE TOLD ME NULL WASN'T REAL AND THATS HES JUST SOME FAT GUY IN EUROPE
Mom loves me best that why I get to sleep in bed with her and you have to sleep with her friend Uncle Tony.
 
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