How do I become a better salesman?

[soda pimp]

I am unfunny, antisocial, and retarded. I understand the product, I just can't move my lips for the life of me when I have to do it.

 

[CoffeeCup]

In my experience, sales people always lie. Just lie and dump all the logistics and technology concerns on the tech department after you take their money.

Also hello from the tech department, I hate you. <3

 

[Radola Gajda]

You can always take couple lessons from Stan

 

[Fat Gollum]

Tell them you'll kill yourself if they don't buy the product.

 

[Dr Cruel]

Sell meth.

 

[rel=alternate]

Stop thinking about you and focus on your customer.

What do they want? How can you help with it? Try and profile them a bit, and adapt your speech in away they will most likely find appealing.

It's not about being social or funny, it's about being social and funny to that specific person with a goal in mind. If you have one product, there are so many scenarios you can be presented with you have not already seen before.

Based on your interactions with people, you could try and start making decision trees to help you navigate conversion flow. It might help you feel more confident.

If you really can't talk, then you should consider a different carrer.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Are you a telemarketer?
If so, theres a special place in hell reserved for scum like you.
If there is a just god, all telemarketers get reincarnated in india.
Wait......
Yeah......

 

[We Are The Witches]

No one posted this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUA2EzzWAC4

 

[dick brain]

Focus on selling your soul first, the rest will come easy.