How do I become a dictator?

[Alex Hogendorp]

And fend off US foreign intervention without sucking their dicks?

 

[Caralho]

Say you got some pandemic going on so no one can leave or enter.
Also implement Sharia because that's cool.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pick a 3rd world hellhole, get rich, use resources to sow civil unrest as a pretense for the overthrow, hire mercenaries and assassins to accomplish your goals, and enjoy being dictator, easy shit tbh

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Practice your diction

 

[Nervou$Cracker]

without sucking their dicks?

Handjobs