How do I become a keyboard warrior?

[Islamic Jihad Rocket]

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[parsnip]

1. Strap keyboards to your body as armour.
2. Use the biggest, heaviest keyboard as a weapon.
3. Go find the enemy.

 

[Jason Wynn]

You study the ways of that most sacred of weapons…the keytar

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Head down to your local recruitment office.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

You need to train as a Keyboard Warrior from a Keyboard Master. Luckily for you. I am one. Get ready to shitpost like you've never shitposted before.

CUE THE MUSIC!!

HEARTS ON FIRE