How do I become a niggercattle?

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Make a Reddit account. Only get your news from r/news. Subscribe to every streaming service. Buy every new Triple-A re-release vidya. Spend a minimum of 3 hours a day fapping to OnlyFans (make sure you only watch interracial, femboy, transgender, etc). Become a vegan (except when you eat crickets). Move to the big city and enjoy the hustle and bustle at the barcade from your studio apartment with three roommates. Make sure you own a Funkopop collection.
 
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Use Windows 11, use Google Chrome, own an iPhone, pay for a dozen paid streaming subscriptions, watch all Marvel movies, listen to rap and Taylor Swift, obsessively watch NFL and NBA, drink "craft" IPA beer and/or "seltzers", play Call of Duty and Fortnite, buy hundreds of dollars of MTX in those games yearly, Vote Blue No Matter Who, be an anti-theist atheist, use food delivery services like DoorDash, use Reddit and TikTok, identify as an "ally" and "anti-racist", complain about shit like rent or "living wages", identify as some degree of socialist or "both sides are dumb" centrist, watch Rick and Morty and Family Guy, drink StarBucks at least 4 times a week, call everything a "conspiracy theory" if it challenges your world views, play the lottery, collect something pointless like sneakers you won't wear, hate your parents, avoid cooking for yourself, masturbate excessively to interracial and/or simulated incest, pay for OnlyFans subscriptions, donate to online streamers, be anti-gun and anti-cop, use/respect tranny pronouns, and adopt randumb groupthink solely for social reasons like "pineapple on pizza is bad".

If you do at least 20% of that, you should be well on your way to living in a pod, owning nothing, eating the bugs, and being happy!
 
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