How do I become a threat? - DIY homestead defense

[Ghost of Biden]

How do I establish stop gap deterrences between me and the outside world?
I live on two acres of land, what are some traps and defenses I can make to defend myself from the brainwashed county militant zogbots coming to make me pay my repression bills? I’m worried with how undefended I am now that the fucking pigs will come and kill my whole family.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I mean.. If you don't care about appearances or wildlife, start with duel fences topped with razor wire to deter the smaller stuff and buy time for the more credible threats.

Alternatively, build a microwave gun.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

I mean.. If you don't care about appearances or wildlife, start with duel fences topped with razor wire to deter the smaller stuff and buy time for the more credible threats.

Alternatively, build a microwave gun.

I was hoping to start off with small barricades and mantraps made from lumber on my property along with spike walls and trenches. The microwave gun comes later. I’m trying to get the basics down for my Star Fort along with the moat and imported Australian crocodiles.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

I live on two acres of land, what are some traps and defenses I can make to defend myself from the brainwashed county militant zogbots coming to make me pay my repression bills?

That's the funny part: You don't.
If the feds want you, and know where you are, sheltering in place and muh 2nd Amendment will simply get you Waco'd.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

That's the funny part: You don't.
If the feds want you, and know where you are, sheltering in place and muh 2nd Amendment will simply get you Waco'd.

Hamas has taught me that if you dig deep enough the bombs can’t hurt you.

If you build it, they will come.

 

[FedPostalService]

How do I establish stop gap deterrences between me and the outside world?
I live on two acres of land, what are some traps and defenses I can make to defend myself from the brainwashed county militant zogbots coming to make me pay my repression bills?

Google “Ruby Ridge” if you want to see how that kinda thing worked out.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

Google “Ruby Ridge” if you want to see how that kinda thing worked out.

I won’t let it go down like that. Their flame throwing tanks won’t get past the moats. I’ve measured the wood to the specific density and width required to stop up to a .50 caliber sniper bullet using complex spaced composite wooden wall armor.

What now fed?

 

[Ghost of Biden]

How do I weld enough steel onto my backhoe loader without ruining the shocks? Also, how do I bulletproof the tires?

 

[Meat Target]

Make your second-floor windows into pillboxes with sandbags and cinder blocks.

Build slam-fire pipe shotguns and rig them up to the first-floor entrances as boobytraps.

Use planters, berms, shrubs, or trees as obstacles. Make caltrops out of nails.

Put tannerite or fertilizer in garden gnomes, flamingoes, fake flower pots, piles of rocks, and inside the drywall (near a gas line is ideal. If they're Ruby Ridging you, then might as well take them into the stratosphere with you).

Spoiler: Disclaimer

This is shitposting. Boobytraps have been adjudicated to not be legally valid forms of home defense, as they pose a hazard to emergency services. I take no responsibility for any legal troubles you may incur if you're retarded enough to do this.

 

[ConspicuousArdiunoDue]

If you plan the emplace yourself in your house/land during civil unrest, there are actually resources out there that allow you to do basic preparation and analysis to fortify your position and conduct operations within your space. It also helps understand and predict actions that other actors will take around you. There are two acronyms you should get accustomed to: KOCOA and MOUT.

KOCOA is basically a catch all of the analysis of the terrain around you. It means:
Key terrain
Obstacles
Cover and concealment
Observation points
Avenues of Approach and Retreat

MOUT will help you understand Military Operations on Urbanized Terrain.

There's a video by S2 Underground that goes over KOCOA in depth with many resources included. It also mentions MOUT:

And a PDF by the Marines on MOUT:

https://www.marines.mil/Portals/1/MCWP%203-35.3.pdf

This is a basic lil intro for the thread, just posting this while on a quick break from work

 

[Ghost of Biden]

They don’t know about the purposeful gas leak I’ve caused and flour dispensers I’ve rigged up to my ceiling fans along with the sparking wires I’ve put together that run electrical current every time the wrong door is opened.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

I live on two acres of land, what are some traps and defenses I can make to defend myself

Legally speaking any traps you build will fuck you in the ass unless you're in end of the world SHTF Mad Max survival.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

By being invisible , just make sure no animals and people bleating from it no light coming , no smells coming from your house.

 

[DavidS877]

I have 2 words for you.

Decorative Boulders

But really, they can be handy for dealing with vehicles, can be hidden in convenient shrubbery and it's pretty hard for someone to claim it was a trap.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

I have 2 words for you.

Decorative Boulders

But really, they can be handy for dealing with vehicles, can be hidden in convenient shrubbery and it's pretty hard for someone to claim it was a trap.

Tell me more about decorative boulders, I’m not sure it would work in my terrain but it sounds like a neat concept that I could work with. Is it like a wire frame with tarp to look like a boulder?

 

[DavidS877]

Tell me more about decorative boulders, I’m not sure it would work in my terrain but it sounds like a neat concept that I could work with. Is it like a wire frame with tarp to look like a boulder?

No, just boulders strategically placed for vehicle denial. But not as ugly as bollards. Nice for use if you have a corner that people regularly cut over or similar. Also handy for property lines. Hard for people to complain "Sorry I didn't see the giant boulder there" when they wreck their car. You could hide them in landscaping then it becomes "So, why exactly were you driving through the bushes?"

 

[Doctor Love]

One word - phosgene!

Just add a sign outside which says "This house doesn't obey the Geneva Convention" - then it's permitted.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

There's always the classic tannerite dog.

Also, mustard gas.

 

[Doctor Love]

Also, mustard gas.

Mustard gas isn't an incapacitant, but it'll sure as fuck make sure whoever kills you regrets it.

Phosgene is the way to go - it supplanted sulphur mustard for a reason.

It's easy, too - fire in one pipe, brine electrolyser in the other, CO plus CL2 - run it into a condenser unit (copper pipe with ice around it) and let it drip out into a bottle.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Mustard gas isn't an incapacitant, but it'll sure as fuck make sure whoever kills you regrets it.

Phosgene is the way to go - it supplanted sulphur mustard for a reason.

It's easy, too - fire in one pipe, brine electrolyser in the other, CO plus CL2 - run it into a condenser unit (copper pipe with ice around it) and let it drip out into a bottle.

Chlorine gas is an option too. Or more tannerite dogs.