How do I become a threat? - DIY homestead defense

[TETRABAX]

Oh it has become part of the objective.

Some of us must glow brighter to keep the rest hidden. Like using flares to divert incoming heat seekers.




Yes, you're right - colder gas would sink too, and it wouldn't have no effect - but it's just not as practical as using aerosolised LSD.

LSD is unstable and will degrade with heat/uv. It also takes like 30m-1h for effects to start and like 2-3h for the peak. Although, in my research I learned that LSD causes the effects and not it's metabolites which I thought was unusual. I only knew of ethanol behaving like that but I haven't looked into the other ones

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

LSD is unstable and will degrade with heat/uv. It also takes like 30m-1h for effects to start and like 2-3h for the peak. Although, in my research I learned that LSD causes the effects and not it's metabolites which I thought was unusual. I only knew of ethanol behaving like that but I haven't looked into the other ones

Yeah, need something faster acting.

Ketamine dart gun, anyone?

 

[Thé au lait]

>Fill house with nitrous oxide and leave the gas lines open. They won't taze you if they can smell it, nor shoot.

>Cover yourself in vaseline

I have a mental image of the most robust, overprepared, shitposty SS13 clown getting into a scuffle with the ATF

 

[Doctor Love]

I have a mental image of the most robust, overprepared, shitposty SS13 clown getting into a scuffle with the ATF

I pictured something more akin to a full wrassle, like the ATF guys slipping all over eachother in a big writhing mess around a muscular monstrosity covered in oil.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

Are some of you people trying to get others on a watch list, even more so than farmers are?

A fed is just another friend to check up on you.

 

[TETRABAX]

Yeah, need something faster acting.

Ketamine dart gun, anyone?

Special K isn't fast enough either but dissociatives would be good in theory. It takes a while to build up a tolerance but when you do, you can face tank it while everyone else falls down the K-hole

I would pay money to see the ATF try and raid a house while doing the Krab walk

 

[Meat Target]

Yeah, need something faster acting.

Ketamine dart gun, anyone?

Any kind of dart gun is gonna be ineffective. Between having to activate the serum, preventing it from drying, running the risk of poking yourself with it, and potentially making your target scream, the number of things that could go wrong outweigh the advantages.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Any kind of dart gun is gonna be ineffective. Between having to activate the serum, preventing it from drying, running the risk of poking yourself with it, and potentially making your target scream, the number of things that could go wrong outweigh the advantages.

Unfortunately, yes. And even the most fast-acting substance still needs time to be delivered throughout the body to cause complete paralysis.

I still want a ketamine dart gun for parties. Got the dart monkey on me back.

 

[Meat Target]

I pictured something more akin to a full wrassle, like the ATF guys slipping all over eachother in a big writhing mess around a muscular monstrosity covered in oil.

That just wouldn't be complete without a speaker system blaring "Yakety Sax".

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

That just wouldn't be complete without a speaker system blaring "Yakety Sax".

I would also release a few greased up pigs into the mix, as an extra psychological attack. Can number them #1, #2, and #4 if so inclined.

 

[D'edge]

I know this thread is about staving off law enforcement and not looters, but I wonder what mileage one would get by staying unnoticed rather than sticking out with obvious deterrences? That's probably more difficult to pull off in the countryside than in the city, but still.

Also, how well do you know your neighbors? Home defense is a means to an end. I imagine having more than that to fall back on can make the difference between going on with life and dying in a shootout.

(This isn't something I think about much, so I'd just like to wonder aloud whether a raid would occur on the spot because yours was another name on a list, or if your house would be scoped out ahead of time.)

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

If you live somewhere rural there's there's no harm in being on good terms with the local cops, unless they're total dicks or something. Purely theoretical of course, but one can get away with more shit when you got the local cops on your side. Not like chopping up hookers or anything, but more like having a pot farm.

They could also give you the tip-off when the federales decide to come for a visit.

 

[Cynically Insane]

Machine gun turrets.

 

[Stackbodiesbro]

Simply replace all the insolation in your walls with tannerite. They'll never take you alive.

 

[fedoralordjish]

@Cornelius Pop it's a simple two step process

1. take your meds
2. go back to therapy for your paranoid schizophrenia

 

[Ghost of Biden]

@Cornelius Pop it's a simple two step process

1. take your meds
2. go back to therapy for your paranoid schizophrenia

It’s about controlling the situation. You wouldn’t understand the power that gives you over the enemy. When they barter, you hold all the chips.

 

[Thé au lait]

It’s about controlling the situation. You wouldn’t understand the power that gives you over the enemy. When they barter, you hold all the chips.

Aye, but blonanserin is a good chip to hold!
I wonder if clozapine could be aerosolized? Could be a good bio weapon, seeing as it wrecks your immune system

 

[Ghost of Biden]

Aye, but blonanserin is a good chip to hold!
I wonder if clozapine could be aerosolized? Could be a good bio weapon, seeing as it wrecks your immune system

Much harder to get access to. If you want them to take off their clothes and rob them just use Scopolamine, hookers use it to rob Johns in South America. They synthesize the alkaloid from Angel’s Trumpet Brugmansia or if you’re in the states you can use Jimsonweed Datura stramonium, if you’re in Europe you can try your luck with Henbane Hyoscyamus niger.

Really what you’re looking for is the nightshades. God made nightshades kill humans through evolution.

Just don’t blow too much in their face, they’ll die really easily on Scopolamine. It effects the parasympathetic nervous system and their heart will forget it’s supposed to beat.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Machine gun turrets.

Someone in one of these threads on the board mentioned taking notes from what's going on in Ukraine. Here's a story the NYT published yesterday:

A.I. Begins Ushering In an Age of Killer Robots (archive)

Yes, they are using a Steam Deck to control a robotic turret.

 

[Thé au lait]

Much harder to get access to. If you want them to take off their clothes and rob them just use Scopolamine, hookers use it to rob Johns in South America. They synthesize the alkaloid from Angel’s Trumpet Brugmansia or if you’re in the states you can use Jimsonweed Datura stramonium, if you’re in Europe you can try your luck with Henbane Hyoscyamus niger.

Really what you’re looking for is the nightshades. God made nightshades kill humans through evolution.

Just don’t blow too much in their face, they’ll die really easily on Scopolamine. It effects the parasympathetic nervous system and their heart will forget it’s supposed to beat.

I was thinking more for the purposes of user was banned for this post, but I suppose that works too!