How do I become a trannie? (I changed my mind, I want to be one after all)

[geppeto's woodclock]

Trannies are being paid to send complaints every day.

Saw this at the top of the page. Being paid to send complaints sounds like a fun job, where do I sign up and how do I become a trannie again?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Kill yourself.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Begin by emigrating to reddit forever

 

[KittyGremlin]

Uh, manual or automatic?

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

Kill yourself.

Are there any humans on this site, or is everyone just a bot who spams trolly comments?

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Are there any humans on this site, or is everyone just a bot who spams trolly comments?

No

 

[sweater_supremacy]

step one create a twitter account,
step 2 get your genitals mutilated and start HRT
step 3 ????
step 4 PROFIT BY FILING COMPLAINTS

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Man, even i could get much money from my national gov being a troon, is a shit i can't accept.

 

[Limp Bizkit Stan Account]

You should try asking on Tumblr, I hear there's a lot of experts on the subject over there

 

[Gargamel]

I assume you have a Y chromosome.

Take a Sawzall to your cock. Cut at the base to ensure complete cock and balls deletion.

Then get in contact with Keffals, he can tell you where to get the very best, pubic hair contaminated bathtub troonshine.

It's gonna be a long and very rough journey, but stay strong, Y-girl. Those complaint dollars will hit you like a freight train. You'll be made for life and can pat yourself on the back for finally once and for all destroying that evil doxing site Kiwi Farms.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Drink the bathtub HRT laced with tranny pubic hair.

 

[brown Guernsey cow]

Sell HRT to children and develop a crippling porn addiction

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Apply a scissor directly between your legs and snip until you're Barbie-doll smooth. Next, grab the nearest child and give them something to talk to a therapist about for the next 40 years. Lastly, tie a noose around your neck and kick out the chair.

Congratulations you're a tranny!!

 

[dick brain]

Go to the sacred ritual site (Roblox) and recite the summoning rite ("I am 10 years old"). A disciple (pedophile) will bestow upon you the holy texts (sissy hypno) to begin your transformation (autogynephilia).

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

First things first, you're gonna need a pair of thigh high socks, and an application for a tech job.

 

[NaggotFigger]

>take le 'Ts
>pay 4 da ro10 ax w0undz
>le tits and ne0 'gina GET!
>buy le tr00n flag
>go 2 shitter
>unholy vantablack nigger coal 'pinion and lies!!
>harassment
>"u r twansphobic!! die cis scum!!"
>?????
>ACKKKKKK!!!!!!

Xou are now welcome to the 41%! Worth it, xhou xhould do it to xourxelf!

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

You'd have much better luck asking on reddit, and you'd probably find more likeminded people if you moved to California.

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

I need a new name (was thinking Georgia, I used to like Davina but Davina McCall ruined it for me), some estrogen, and a hag to take me out shopping and pick out some nice dresses for me.

Then an acting coach to help with adopting new mannerisms.

Sound good?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I need a new name (was thinking Georgia, I used to like Davina but Davina McCall ruined it for me), some estrogen, and a hag to take me out shopping and pick out some nice dresses for me.

Then an acting coach to help with adopting new mannerisms.

Sound good?

I think Lilith is prettier.

 

[Positron]

Just say you are a tranny and hey presto! You are one!

Welcome to womanhood!

I need a new name (was thinking Georgia, I used to like Davina but Davina McCall ruined it for me), some estrogen, and a hag to take me out shopping and pick out some nice dresses for me.

Pick your new name from this thread. My suggestion is Kahzandrah
You don't need estrogen or nice dress. Have you ever seen a tranny in a nice dress?