How do I become anime????

[gangweedfan]

Problem: real life sucks
Observation: Anime Is kawii desu!!!
Solution: we must become the anime

How do I do it lads? any tips?

 

[Pulpanator]

1. You have to cut of your penis. If you dont have one your half way there.
2. Have a Twitter account with an anime pfp preferably have a name that is either sarcastic or smug ( bonus points for nonsensical emotes)
3. Threaten to kill yourself every month

 

[Neko GF]

You have to go through the portal:

 

[Sneakywombat666]

Hunter found out the true way:

 

[byuu]

First you need to reach Balamb Garden.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I understand your desire OP ;_;

 

[NerdShamer]

Thirstpost on my message wall.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Something-something, anime, something-something, pedos.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

sever benis

 

[Wraith]

I tried this once. I unintentionally ended up transitioning into a forgotten 1980s video game villain who redeems himself.
I don't even get to have the cool animu eyes like some of the older characters in anime either. Doshio.

 

[Sammy]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Become a vtuber.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Troon yourself out, get an underaged-looking catgirl model so you can be a vtuber, play only LoL, WoW, or Osu, obsess over the pink-light blue-white aesthetic, threaten to self-harm or kill yourself once a few months, and tease your nudes twice a year.