How do I become more like Android Raptor?

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You have to work on getting that dumpy
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You need forced-induction super autism.
Follow these steps:
  • Reenact a childhood where your family legally can't kill you
    • But they let you know they think about it
      • Often
  • Have the Chris-level charm
  • Be an interesting blend of "willing to fight tooth and nail using dogshit strawmen" and "constitution of a wet paper towel when met with gladhanding"
    • This is an artifact of the first bullet
      • FUCKYOUDIE oh you're being nice
  • Collect pets that are sure to not isolate you further
    • Spiders
    • Cockroaches
    • Snakes
    • Shit like that
The rest will take care of itself.
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
Take ayahuasca. It can create long-standing, fake memories about your childhood
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But, what about the real memories that need to be fought against... Believe all women! Abortion should not be illegal in the case of rape! Men suck, and one of you did this to me, so in general, you're awful people not to be trusted! Go to therapy? No, I will not talk about this with another person, even though I spread shit anonymously all over the Internet. Go to the police? Motherfucker, I've got a six year case open with those assholes, they still haven't even brought charges, or even been able to track down the asshole. Fuck all you men!
 
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