How do I break my addiction to reading?

[Circular Square]

I need my daily fix of 1,000,000 words. It's socially acceptable which makes it worse. When my girlfriend's talking to me, I write her a letter in which I beg her to write down her thoughts in an epistolary tone. When my coworkers talk to me, I respond by hand-delivering index cards to them in which I have explained my answers. I abhor YouTube but download subtitles where I can and inhale them like I inhaled the books in the public libraries within a 500 km radius of my location.

I need help, where do I go to?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

The easiest way is to replace one addiction with another.
So have you tried heroin?

 

[King Fructose]

lol nerd

 

[Chuck McGill]

Try reading The Da Vinci Code. You won't wanna pick up another book again.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Self-correcting problem. Your retinas should self-destruct in your 40s from overuse.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

jerk off into your eyeballs

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Watch TV like an adult.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[theshitposter]

gouge your eyes