how do i cleanse myself and repent for the sins of reading general chat?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i confess that i found myself reading general chat today for a minute or two. i realize how wrong this is and what a grave sin i have committed. how can i atone for this sin and get back to being right in the eyes of god?

 

[OrionBalls]

Get drunk and participate, you voyeur.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

do what i did and post nonstop autism along with seizure gifs along with long rants about ibs being influenced by lots of buttsex

 

[Laburnum]

x10 Hail Mary's plus you can only post in top secret inner circle for a week

 

[Moths]

Ah you have sinned badly my son.

You must post 5 threads of Bin Laden quality so that your soul may be returned to the crucible of Shitposting and Questioning.

This way they will continue to think us incapable of intelligent thought while the Grand Design is carried out.

 

[Local Farmer]

Find Us a lolcow worthy for our lols

 

[Preacher ✝]

x10 Hail Mary's