1. Play sonic.
2. Get into all the sonic shows, movies, comics, and games.
3. Become a furry and create a sonic OC. Become a laughing stock on countless websites and on social media.
4. Get into model trains. Base a model train on sonic and your fursona.
5. Discover anime.
6. Fixate on a female character that you fap to. Draw pictures of her getting trained by your fursona, sonic, and all of your other ocs.
7. Purchase a body pillow of her along with a fur suit.
8. Demand to have the perfect GF who is exactly like Waifu. Don’t even give women who look past your faults like never bathing, the smell of your home, your ugly face, and your shitty job, etc., a chance unless they are 100% identical to your Waifu.
9. When you realize you can’t get a gf for some reason get into Twitter and ‘get hatched’ by some Furries who are also autistic (what a coincidence) and that believe they have multiple personalities
10. When you cant get the perfect girlfriend despite being overqualified, realize you can become the girlfriend. Just like in hentai.
11. Get illegal titty skittles snd cut off any friends or family that are transphobic.
12. Force everyone to kiss your ass, if they don’t they’re transphobic. Cut off anyone who annoys you, makes you jealous, tried to help, doesn’t agree with you, doesn’t constantly affirm everything you do, doesn’t constantly kiss your ass, or hold 100% of your values at any given moment.
13. Do everything you can to mimic your Waifu whenever you’re not wearing your fur suit.
14. Get your duck cut off.
15. Instantly begin to regret it, but don’t talk out in case it hurts others fees fees more than your flayed penis.
16. Pretend to be happy and convince others it’ll make them happy too.
17. Laugh at others secretly for falling for the same lie. Become an admin on an alt right website, double points if you troll shield on said website that mocks other trannies.
18. Seethe.
19. Dilate.
20. Cope.
21. Realize that it was all a lie and you cant get off anymore. Having become a deviant this is a sentence worse than death.
22. Suicide bait on social media and set up a Patreon.
23. Dump on terfs, incels, conservatives, liberals, and everyone who opposes gay space communism., as an outlet for your ever increasing pain in your crotch area.
24. Realize that there is no point in life except to reproduce and propagate the species.
25. Flip out over some 10 year old troll not respecting your obscure pronouns. Your mental health continues to deteriorate along with your “vagina” and in part because of the illegal titty skittles.
26. Write an over dramatic letter about everyone who failed you. Cry about your fraken-gina, your deteriorating mental state, how no one helped you or how so many lied to you about what it would be like to transition, but never take responsibility for it.
27. Neck yourself. Alternatively you can die a very painful death by burning yourself alive.
At this point you are cured 100% of normalcy, as well as autism, and all other ailments, but especially your festering axe wound! Everyone will blame the evil website you were secretly an admin of, rather than acknowledging the fact that you were an autist who was convinced that flaying your body would finally make you happy. That as a deviant you craved getting off more than anything else, and that you would rather be dead then continue to have your flayed genitalia rot because your whole life centers on cartoon Japanese porn and not being able to fap is tantamount to hell. After a week of go/fund-me’s that will never go to your funeral home, your body will be thrown in a ditch unceremoniously, and everyone will forget you exist. The only people who will mourn your passing will be the ones you cut off for being transphobic.