How do I die a good death?

[Circular Square]

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[Table Country]

Diabetic shock isn't a bad way to go. I mean, for the last moments it's probably unimaginable suffering but think of all the cake you'd eat.

 

[Bassomatic]

One man One Jar, with 0% cell phone charge challenge.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Get bested by an equal champion in hand to hand combat

 

[Knotty Satellite]

Opioid overdose would be my pick.

 

[DumbDude42]

the best death is the one where you take a politician down with you
or multiple, if you're ambitious

 

[twisted cycle path]

Stand beyond the cliffs North of Suran in the Ascadian Isles and wait for the Neravarine to grant you a warrior's death.

 

[zero-who]

Take inspiration from others.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Horizon_Air_Q400_incident

 

[King Fructose]

Die from blood loss after accidentally yanking your dick off looking at my little pony scat drawings on DeviantArt.

 

[Doji]

Do a flip.

 

[Skitarii]

Nice try fed, the 350 hellfire missiles I sent your way will make sure you and your glownigger buddies die a good death alright