How do I find an Inuit Fitness Model GF?

[Black Light Red Panic]

I've been colonizing a lot lately but these native girls don't look like Korra and they certainly don't work out. They're also not Inuits, but a different flavor of native that I can't name because it instantly doxxxxxxes me.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Body shaming.

 

[Isaac]

Baffin Island

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I live in Alaska so I live around alot of Inuit people- make sure she has her paperwork on file with the tribe or else you won't get a cut of the yearly paychecks they get from the native claims corporations. It's like 3-4 times the size of the usual PFD on average.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

I live in Alaska so I live around alot of Inuit people- make sure she has her paperwork on file with the tribe or else you won't get a cut of the yearly paychecks they get from the native claims corporations. It's like 3-4 times the size of the usual PFD on average.

Really? So you're saying I should cultivate a harem of natives to use as passive income?

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Really? So you're saying I should cultivate a harem of natives to use as passive income?

Like I said- yearly payouts to individual Alaskan Natives from the big claims corporations are 3-4 times the size of the PFD. The PFD is usually around $1000-2000, so let's assume it's $4000-8000 a year for each Inuit girlfriend you have.

Converting to Islam will allow you to have up to 4 wives at any given time without being legally prosecuted for it (prosecutors will look the other way)/utterly despised by American society like the Mormon Fundamentalists are (instead, you'll be seen as a source of cultural enrichment- especially among Natives, who tend to be liberal because of gibs). So that's about $16,000-32,000 a year, give or take. Not enough to allow you to retire- but certainly enough to supplement your income.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Moving to the arctic circle to find a wife that looks like Korra is simultaneously based and incredibly autistic. Happy hunting!

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Like I said- yearly payouts to individual Alaskan Natives from the big claims corporations are 3-4 times the size of the PFD. The PFD is usually around $1000-2000, so let's assume it's $4000-8000 a year for each Inuit girlfriend you have.

Converting to Islam will allow you to have up to 4 wives at any given time without being legally prosecuted for it (prosecutors will look the other way)/utterly despised by American society like the Mormon Fundamentalists are (instead, you'll be seen as a source of cultural enrichment- especially among Natives, who tend to be liberal because of gibs). So that's about $16,000-32,000 a year, give or take. Not enough to allow you to retire- but certainly enough to supplement your income.

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Is it true that those bitches eat bars of soap? Looks like it's debated. On the one hand:

Blubber is devoured in great quantities, and the ravenous eating of tallow candles and even soap by Eskimo children is well attested.

Physical and Commercial Geography (1910),Pt. 2 ch. 8, p. 148

And also

I saw him cast many longing looks at the tempting piece of yellow soap which we were using, until at length his repeated Ay-yāā’s of admiration determined me on making him happy, and he devoured it with delight.

Private Journal of the H.M.S. Hecla during the Recent Voyage of Discovery under Captain Parry (Ch. 3, p. 132)

On the other hand:

That Eskimo children eat soap is ridiculous on the face of it. I have never seen Eskimos eat candles, nor heard of a case. But if they did eat tallow candles it would be no stranger than the eating of tallow in any other form. Tallow is only suet, and many a well-ordered meal in our country still includes suet pudding.

Vilhjálmur Stefánsson Adventures in Error (1936), p. 240

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Is it true that those bitches eat bars of soap? Looks like it's debated. On the one hand:


And also

On the other hand:

Clean mouths, dirty head.