How do I get a Eskimo girlfriend?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Do I need to get some fresh fly mukluks?

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Win an ear-pulling contest against her, an igloo building contest against her dad, and score at least 5 kills in the sealion hunting event.

 

[Pagan Min]

Harpoon & good aim.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Cut a hole in the ice. Put peas around the hole.

When she comes to take a pea, kick her in the ice hole.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[Dieter Hell]

It's Inuit, you fucking racist.

 

[User names must be unique]

eskimo women are literally free, you go into an igloo they will literally give you a woman. I have like 4 at home.