How do I get a girl I like to like me back without talking to her?

[Albino Sasquatch]

I've tried showing her how cool I am by flexing my muscles and telling really funny jokes to my friends while she's in earshot, but she doesn't seem impressed. I don't think she's even paying attention. What do I do?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

install a keylogger onto her phone, this will help you learn more about her interests

also try putting some hidden cameras and microphones in her rooms, and get access to her online shopping accounts to find out some stuff she likes

at night when shes sleeping you can play low volume ASMR of you

 

[San Marino]

wear sunglasses indoors

 

[We Are The Witches]

If she's deaf, you don't have to talk to her.

 

[draggs]

You done fucked up

Find a new girl

Approach her

Hand her your offishul I'm a disabled card that says you're a mute

Talking to her problem solved

 

[Not a bee]

In the bird kingdom, you be as colourful and flashy as possible. Dye your hair, paint your skin, wear expensive clothing... and make a few caw-caw's here and there and I guaranTEE you you will make her pants drop!

 

[DankSmoker]

If she's deaf, you don't have to talk to her.

Okay, what is your preferred method of deafening a woman? Because it would be kind of a pain in the ass to find one that's already deaf.

 

[strikers number one]

Pump yourself full of testosterone and start passionately jerking off beside her

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Well the first step is to purchase A self-help book on how to be less of a pussy in real life.

 

[Local Farmer]

Tell her you post on kiwifarms and then explain Chris-chans entire lore.

Should make her instantly wet

 

[Large Marge]

wash with BOND Tactical Soap and let her get a whiff of you and she'll be like "damn that dude smells good"

 

[Pruto]

You need to tell her exactly what she wants to hear to feel like a real woman and she will fall for you even if you're a broke nigger manlet, whatever that is I don't know, you don't know and she specially doesn't know either, good luck.