How do I get a wife?

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eDove
You might have to resort to using the Internet and doing long-distance for a while. I would NOT have found my perfect spouse in the place I grew up, which was essentially metrosexual-hippy-faggot world. I thought I'd have to outsource to Russia to find a suitable husband. Your ideal wife is somewhere in this country, she probably just isn't in your state, unfortunately.

With the Internet, you can better curate the kind of person you'd like to meet. You can skip the bullshit and go straight into deeper subjects like politics, religion, traditionalism, philosophy. Do you want kids, do you not want kids. Do you drink, do you smoke. Do you want marriage, etc.

This website would be a bastion of great candidates if all my fellow women...
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You might have to resort to using the Internet and doing long-distance for a while. I would NOT have found my perfect spouse in the place I grew up, which was essentially metrosexual-hippy-faggot world. I thought I'd have to outsource to Russia to find a suitable husband. Your ideal wife is somewhere in this country, she probably just isn't in your state, unfortunately.

With the Internet, you can better curate the kind of person you'd like to meet. You can skip the bullshit and go straight into deeper subjects like politics, religion, traditionalism, philosophy. Do you want kids, do you not want kids. Do you drink, do you smoke. Do you want marriage, etc.

This website would be a bastion of great candidates if all my fellow women weren't fat lesbians and assmad grandmas.
 
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Gig Bucking Fun said:
- Spend less time on KiwiFarms
- Stop using Discord
- Limit your cahmputor time
- Find Christ
- Profit
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I spend too much time on KiwiFarms, I do not use Discord, I am Christian. You are right, I need to spend less time on electronics. Although I have stopped playing video games, you are correct and I have much further to go.

break these cuffs said:
Ukraine may become shitty and war torn in the near future. There will be plenty of women looking to escape. There are a lot of ugly women there, but there are many beautiful ones as well.
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I have met many Eastern Europeans. They are usually prone to undesirable traits, which is why we wouldn't let them immigrate until the 20th century.
eDove said:
You might have to resort to using the Internet and doing long-distance for a while. I would NOT have found my perfect spouse in the place I grew up, which was essentially metrosexual-hippy-faggot world. I thought I'd have to outsource to Russia to find a suitable husband. Your ideal wife is somewhere in this country, she probably just isn't in your state, unfortunately.

With the Internet, you can better curate the kind of person you'd like to meet. You can skip the bullshit and go straight into deeper subjects like politics, religion, traditionalism, philosophy. Do you want kids, do you not want kids. Do you drink, do you smoke. Do you want marriage, etc.

This website would be a bastion of great candidates if all my fellow women weren't fat lesbians and assmad grandmas.
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I'll consider such a thing, but internet women are notoriously mentally ill and neurotic. I do not know where to find women online, especially ones that aren't fluoride ridden harlots.
 
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Coyotism said:
I have met many Eastern Europeans. They are usually prone to undesirable traits, which is why we wouldn't let them immigrate until the 20th century.
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If you're looking for love you should probably just troon out and become the girls who ignored you in college.
 
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I dunno, I just asked this girl I liked and had spent some time with out and she said yes and then at some point we moved in together then got married and shit.
 
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I'll consider such a thing, but internet women are notoriously mentally ill and neurotic. I do not know where to find women online, especially ones that aren't fluoride ridden harlots.
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Yeah, it's really tough. If there's something you love or care about, I'd recommend searching those sort of communities. The Jezebel spirit has completely taken over our young women.

My one piece of advice when choosing the right woman is, marry the woman who you'd want to mother your children — even if you never want to have kids, that kind of character is so important. It's the same thing with girls where I implore them to choose men who'd be good fathers.
 
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go to china offer to marry yourself to a ghost bride, sure the bride is dead but hey in the afterlife you'll have a wife.
 
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1. Talk to woman
2. Tell her about your Warhammer figurines/magic cards/Funko Pop collection
3. Return and tell us about how it didn't work
4. Feel the mockery of your peers for taking my obvious troll advice
 
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